NOTHING LASTS FOREVER (Tom Schiller, 1984).
An ambitionless artist grows tired of his menial Port Authority job. He travels to the moon by bus in a vain attempt to find love. Starring Zach Galligan, Lauren Tom, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Apollonia van Ravenstein, and Mort Sahl.
Ever since the Iliad, war-fighting has meant two things: the monomaniacal pursuit of individual glory and Apollo sending plagues to punish the wanax for his hubris. For too long, the woke left has pretended this isn’t how things are. No more.
They’re just traditionalists who want to RETVRN to the era when most military casualties were from infectious disease rather than enemy fire.
RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.
It's okay, Alina. You can let go.
I'm also like 50/50 on the idea that Stanislav Petrov actually failed and everything that seems to be happening is just the final glimmer of consciousness of some person who's dying of radiation poisoning in late September 1983.
- Flat Earth is a psy-op meant to discredit the idea of conspiracy theories
- Oswald was working for the Soviets and the feds covered it up to prevent WW3
- New Coke was intended to fail; it was just a break so people wouldn't notice the taste difference when they switched from sugar to corn syrup
If there’s a Hurricane Gonzalo and it’s not caused by the magicks of the exiled Duke of Milan what even is the point?
Kash Lego figure with big eyes
I can’t look at him and not see his Lego image now.
ok this is a good poster with a good tagline
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade
What did he know?
From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
APRIL 2026
KHAMENEI IS MASTER OF THE STRAIT
ONLY EUROPEAN CRUISE LINES STAND BEFORE HIM
ROYAL CARIBBEAN ARE NOW BLOCKADE RUNNERS
how is this literally happening in real life
Incredible movie potential though
Puerto Rico is kind of America's Corsica if you get my drift
Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?
Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.
Gnocchi is a good get, I wonder what lucky son of a gun got SPAGHET
A post on the TrueAnon subreddit titled "The US navy has entered the 'please believe our sailors are being fed' phase of the American century of humiliation" The post itself is just a screenshot of a tweet from the US Navy that says "Fresh meals. Full service. Mission ready. Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and the USS Tripoli continue to receive regularly prepared meals--no interruptions, no shortages" followed by four nebulous photos of supposed troop-feeding action.
A closeup of one of the photos that seems especially egregious in its veracity. One of the kitchen workers is blindly passing two loaded trays of food across the chow line with a giant metal partition right in front of his face. Things that make u go HMMMM
lmao come on dude
Spotted in today’s @nytimes.com Connections 👀 www.nytimes.com/games/connec...
the funniest thing about this, though, is that a maximally uncharitable view of Soviet penetration into the US actually makes McCarthyism look worse
Jamal is too nice to say "utter hypocrisy," but that's what this is.
Today's #SCOTUS treats *all* coercive relief against the executive branch as imposing irreparable harm on the government. For that proposition, they cite a 2014 opinion by ... Chief Justice Roberts.
Its absence here is deafening.
people criticizing me for taking part in a grotesque sham of an event have *clearly* not paid close attention to my pocket square
This better end with her giving guns to John Brown or so help me God!!!
Among a mountain of bad-faith factual claims and frivolous constitutional arguments, Eastman's ultimate plan was for VP Pence (or Sen. Grassley) to *knowingly violate the Electoral Count Act* and let SCOTUS block any subsequent lawsuits on political question grounds. Just shit from start to finish.
My own country is destroying itself because there is literally no set of policy prescriptions that will make it 1985 again with Hulk Hogan's Rock n Wrestling on Saturday morning cartoons.
The good news for Team Trump is that disgruntled sailors have never previously formed the core of a revolutionary vanguard that overthrew a sclerotic imperialist regime run by idiots who blundered their way into an unwinnable world war so it should be fine for them to keep this up indefinitely.
Exactly one year ago today:
