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The reason for the season 😖

It’s NOT foreshadowing 😤

Cecil the grayscale coyote in his classic raingimp outfit of a latex catsuit and hood with a bright yellow nose and a zipper mouth. On top he wears a yellow raincoat, shoulder-length rubber gloves, a rainhat, and thigh-high waders. He’s sitting tied up in the mud and looking anxiously up at something off-canvas.

Whoops

Hey, what’s with the rope? And what’s in that- nonono, stop, please, no, PLEASE-

Art by @mis.mmmatch.es.

My favorite situations are ones where the predicament is extremely tailored to whoever is involved and designed to push as many buttons as possible with ruthless efficiency.

I think the specifics really come down to who’s involved, and I don’t know if this is a good answer or not!

This one does 😇

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To everyone’s disappointment, basically never

As a pig, a looooong time ago. It was both hot and a pain to clean up 😮‍💨

I almost never do, I think mostly because the proportions don’t really match up well. It’s not something I’ve thought about much for WAM but I’m not ruling it out either 🤔

I personally prefer paws because it completes the look but I’ve done both and you should do what you like 👍

Some of them are very hot!

That… depends on the purpose of the video. For entertainment, timing (and editing!) matter more than fidelity. For… not that, well 😏

It parallels my experience with animal costumes, and both (to me, as a young, dumb child) were just the worst predicament someone could be in. And here we are 😅

Elementary school age? Basically as soon as I started to understand the concept of being embarrassed by things, I suppose.

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

#TMITuesday // ngl.link/mmmatches

Donkey Checklist

Oh and it doesn't need to be explicit to fuck people up 😉

And then when you inevitably get even weirder down the line you can go back and post that old stuff that doesn’t seem nearly so scandalous anymore 😅

A coyote holding two large pies, looking anxiously at a pig reading a book called "Advanced Obedience Training" next to a bucket of pink slop labeled "Dog Treats"

"Impulse control is a valuable skill for your dog to learn, and you can use exercises like making them wait or hold for a treat. Repetition is key to ensure they clearly understand the connection between task and reward, but follow through and you'll have a patient pup on your hands in no time!"

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Is the red checkered napkin in use yet, I assume vore has already claimed that one

Workshopping the hanky code for a WAM sub and the best I can come up with is just an entire pie carelessly shoved into and spilling out of their back right pocket

Gonna!

new PFP BTW

Just kidding it's this Bluesky account

Oh no we've forgotten the difference between "could" and "should" again, huh

Combining edible and inedible is interesting but I guess there's only one way for me to know for sure how I feel about this mixture 👀

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