🐀☠️ bubonic plague rat

photos by @seekaxiom.com / gown by @ nickmendozadesign (IG)

forgot my headphones and now my commute doesn’t have a gay little soundtrack. 🥲

crashing out cuz I pulled out a gray chest hair today 👴🏻

crawled out of the rat hole in DRAG today

Well I just sat in a mystery fluid on the train.

waiting for your review!

blue collar has really good fries that I think could be somewhat comparable

Haggled the price of fabric I needed but somehow I think I still got played

today is such a big sigh of relief and accomplishment for a job well done.

i love silly gay pageants cuz wdym we had mx. chicken USA diamond deluxe at large and now we have mx. small penis 💀💀💀

I should have expected my fish flops to be so controversial when I posted them on my IG story. y’all can’t handle the fish flops

lil clown rat courtesy of miles! (@lollygaglab on insta)

never underestimate an f slur with a cricut and rhinestone pen.

it’s my birthday 💖

📸: @seekaxiom.com

my birthday weekend has begun! first up is REBECCA BLACK tonight with @seekaxiom.com 🥰

wdym it’s going to be sunny and 76 degrees on my birthday? (Saturday!)

refused to wear gloves while airbrushing last night and now I look jaundiced 💛

hi god, it’s me, the guy carrying a hula hoop on the train during rush hour

Marshall’s took notes from Target apparently now even underwear is in jail 😩

you know the craft project is gonna go crazy when you have to go to home depot and ask for help and explain your insane gay vision to a middle aged straight guy

job offers received and signed! 🤩

i love @shesuptonogood.bsky.social and @reinanobuena.bsky.social so much 🥹

pookie’s on a solo mission to watch amazing drag tonight 😎

this turned out so fab!

THE DIVA IS ULTIMATE! @mxology.bsky.social

hour one: the diva is not yet ultimate

at this rate my 2025 spotify wrapped is just going to be rebecca black and bbno$

added!

today I drop down to part time at my job, and I have 3 interviews today for new roles

but first i’m back in the gym! it feels like I’m starting over in several ways but I got this ✨

60 degrees and the little gay shorts™️ are already starting to bloom 🌸