okay buddy. i’m feeding you the room temperature pee jello.

plushie humping is best when you feel a lil bit guilty for using ur special bear like that but are too desperate not to

YOU: erotically ties knot in cherry stem using only your tongue

ME: sticks yukon gold potato up my ass and it pops straight back out peeled and boiled

i’ve invented a new sexual fluid with the viscosity of precum and the scent and color of urine. i’ve decided to name my discovery “stickypee”. for just $10000 dollars per zoom call, you too can learn how to create this substance

it will be so peak. a little kid sleepover every night <3

FUCK you get it, you get it so intrinsically

when the FUCK can i finally move in with my big sister and stop "pretending" to be an "adult"??

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

oomfie made me in tomodachi life and my character wouldn’t stop asking to be put in the kid-o-matic

you can take your big sister around town on a leash, if you really want to

They make little girls like me (I am 24 years old) go to the store and carry home groceries :(

you wish you were me

there have probably been millions of sussus amogus moments in middle school math classes when the answer is .67 or some shit

the year is 2020: trans women want to be cats
the year is 2023: trans women want to be puppies
the year is 2026: trans women want to be 10 year olds
the year is 2029: trans women want to be liquid or perhaps slime of some sort

is it a good idea to microwave your sister’s ballsack? we asked 1000 experts and they all pelted me with rocks

Dystopia is a term to describe fiction.

When you declare that something is dystopian, it becomes media to you, and you lose all your tools against it except for changing the channel.

i'm a fake stonerim a phony. being high in class makes me feel like leonardo dicaprio in one battle after another. im a faker im a sick twisted bitch

Age Regression

i love it when a girl teases me and i cover my face in embarrassment <3

Constructivist loli... red wedge themed panties

FUCK that’s a banger

they're drawn to one other

littles are like stand users

its not #woke anymore, its #awake B)

u have access to a bathroom? there you go

The fucking catholic bishop of the military said “this war against Iran is an affront to god” before a single democrat did. Liberalism is dead. You got laws and liberty mogged by the fucking child rape church. @schumer.senate.gov you will be held to account. There is no back to brunch for your kind.

im really cultured i read books (hentai manga) and go to art galleries (pixiv)

so many lolis in playboy bunny costumes today.... woah...

Jackson Pollock is a cia plant or whatever but The Deep is a really beautiful painting. feels like a thermal vent at the bottom of the ocean.

incredible little swag