Johannes Gutenberg invented the Scrub Daddy

Oh wait, give your money to women. Alright ✌🏼

me logging in and out of bsky

Stop ordering biscuits! He's overworked!

Surveillance Pricing Update & The Work Ahead

file under: i knew things were really bad but lmao www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

Garbage can that says “church trash (pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, sloth)

Other side of same garbage can that says “God is watching 👁️ 👁️ you”

hi and bye again lmao

log on and right back off ✌🏼😗

sir put me down, i am the manager

CEASEFIRE in the style of the “Israeli” flag

🆓🇵🇸

Screen shot of an IG post advertising an online course. The text reads Connect with anyone. Learn CIA-proven tactics to build better relationships.

What … what tactics would those be?

Two white sheep and one tuxedo sheep standing in a graveyard and baa-ing for their dinner.

Imported (upstate NY) sheep come for their annual “clean up the grass around the church” time. They yell.

it tastes a lil salty to me idk what it is. like there's more sparkle, less water, ykwim? their lil spiked seltzers, however <3

me: *logs on to linkedin to do research*
linkedin: HI GAY!

not to yuck your yums, or anything, but mountain valley sparkling >>>>

Never seen this neighborhood care SO much about cleaning up graffiti. Never seen tags and posters and stickers in this neighborhood disappear within HOURS.

how long do u, personally, fuck around with trying to fix a shredder before giving up and logging on?

oh me? about 45 min

🤨📸

Excuse me

Please rise for the national anthem

Back to full time bar exam prep*

*googling (e.g., “who tf is keyser söze?”) every gen x lecturer’s media reference

Man that was 11 months ago I don’t remember what she said 🤣

What the fuck am I doing with an ear infection? At my big age??

A letter written in response to a DMCA claim re: LAPD copyright. The entirety of the body of the letter reads, “LOL, no.”

A letter claiming DMCA violation re: artwork including the words “FUCK THE LAPD.”

Artwork with three words FUCK THE LAPD

Last week I received a letter telling me that I had violated LAPD IP with my FUCK THE LAPD design. Today my lawyer @questauthority.bsky.social responded.

2023-05-03 notes:
"Am I — by virtue of becoming a lawyer — no longer an 'ordinary' or 'reasonable' person?

LMAO no I'm much worse actually."

The ancestors and I are gonna smash some tequila tonight I tell you hwhat

Me rn