I hope it is the menopause, she’s a bit old for motherhood.

Hmmm I thought she was younger- old mothers have risks.

I didn’t think she was old enough for the menopause, she seemed to think that the absence of periods was indicative of pregnancy . #TheArchers

Oooh something has at last happened to Kirsty - or not as the case may be. A baby could be the making of her. #TheArchers

Braan is going to change his will again and Adam will be left out in favour of the George basher and sometime gigolo, Ruari. #TheArchers

There seems to be an alcohol drinking competition going on here - this is a BAD thing. The he ability to hold one’s beer is not good. #TheArchers

Braan sounds more and more like Trump every day, with his protection of Ruari - a legacy indeed. #TheArchers

I’m waiting for the “light blue touch paper and retire” moment.

I would have thought that the middle classes ie Braan and Lillian would have been more adept in lying and covering their position that this farrago of words . After all it’s how they got here in the first place. #TheArchers

….and in other news, small earthquake in Chile - not many dead

Nope it’s the same oop north

Very common in the NHS I’m afraid. People think that if they shout and bully they will get their way. The sad thing is that it inevitably worked and the Bert Horrobins of this world got their way. If you refused their request would some adverse event happen - you’re responsible!!

There’s a whole department in the NHS that deals with fraud. #TheArchers

Riveting isn’t it?

Bert is the kind of person who makes you question his motives when giving favours. Greek and gifts spring to mind. #TheArchers

Especially one so disagreeable as this Horrobin creature.

Now that’s the way to get an appointment… #TheArchers

I hope we’re not going to be saddled with this whinging, curmudgeonly oik for much longer. He certainly puts Joe Grundy in the shade. #TheArchers

Now that’s the way to get an appointment…#TheArchers

It’s quite a novel concept- someone on The Archers with a conscience. Apart from Clarrie of course. #TheArchers

We should have a sweepstake to see who goes first Bert or Brian? #TheArchers

How quickly one forgets - Joe Grundy ….

Kind of an Eddie Grundy 20 years on .

Seems like scams are a part of the everyday life of sections of the village. They run through the families like a silver skein. #TheArchers

Brian seems to have fallen out with life - he was always a curmudgeonly soul, whose chief interest seemed to be himself. Lately this attitude has been magnified which leads me to that he’s not long for this world.

Or Brian - a couple who seem to have a death wish.

I thought so too - if it’s not a regular character or Lynda it becomes hard to place them.

For Christ’s sake all this tooing and froing with the budgie is in aid of not upsetting Jim. Some people have no perspective. #TheArchers

I’ve always said that Ambridge was in another universe. It’s the only explanation for the things that go on.

Lynda talking to the budgie with a “sympathetic voice”. Now there’s a thing !!!!! #TheArchers