"Prove it! Though it'll be a bit hard to hear ya when you're DOWN ON YOUR KNEES~!"

😏 HONK HONK-

"Not how you should talk to the pants-wearer in this duo, Meta! Heehee~!"

"What's wrong? Don't wanna 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘵 your own horn~?"

Ba-dum, tiss!

😏 HONK HONK-

"Ok, ok! No 'if's, 'and's, or '𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘴' about it!"

Ba-dum, TISS!

// .

"KEEHEEHEEHEHAHAHAHAHA-!!"

JOTTING THAT DOWN-

Bouncy & bright!

Though she has trouble knowing when to stop 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘨 a joke.

...ba-dum, tiss!

“𝕄𝕪 𝕞𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕥!” - 𝔼𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖

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A mostly SFW account of Elphelt Valentine from Guilty Gear -Strive-

Some heavy themes may come up.

(More info and such in replies!)

"Hey, uh... I gott𝘈 lot on my mind right now, 𝘗als... 𝘙eally th𝘐nking. 𝘓ike... 𝘍r𝘖m n𝘖w on, I shou𝘓d go & give the whole clown 𝘚chtick a rest.

I haven't been around much, I haven't really made anyone laugh lately... Dunno what I'll do next, but I'll figure it out.

I'm done.

...𝘈𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪."

🍭

"Hey, uh... I gott𝘈 lot on my mind right now, 𝘗als... 𝘙eally th𝘐nking. 𝘓ike... 𝘍r𝘖m n𝘖w on, I shou𝘓d go & give the whole clown 𝘚chtick a rest.

I haven't been around much, I haven't really made anyone laugh lately... Dunno what I'll do next, but I'll figure it out.

I'm done.

...𝘈𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪."

🍭

All Lola really knows is that:

She's a witch.
She adores chocolate.
She's maybe sort of evil.
She's difficult to make laugh... in a not-so evil way-

Oh! And that she detested... well...

"Oh! Heya, 'Meta'! It's been a while, palsy! Heehee~!"

...that.

...well, the witch wouldn't drop swamp muck all over Via Dolce.

Lola doesn't mind doing her part of the 'deal' (which was more of a threat, really-). Some part of her does want to get to know Metallia some more, since she keeps coming and going for chocolate.

Running up to the door of the shop, Lola would unlock open up the door for the impatient witch, recognizing that huge hat instantly, along with the body wearing it!

Lola had made a deal with this... ah, swamp witch? That's what she called herself, anyways. She supplied her with chocolate, and...

"I know... but you're also my friend, y'know!" She wrapped an arm around Min Min's shoulder, smiling!

"Ey, if anyone tries something on you, lemme know so I can give 'em a pie to the face!"

"What does a ghost call it's Valentine?"

"...My 'BOO~!'"

Ba-dum, TISS! ♡

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAAAAAAY!! If ya need any last-minute gifts for your 'BOO', I can hook you up with some sweet sweets for your sweetie!"

"Eh... I mean, it'd probably be fun. No one's.. really asked me.."

"...plus, I gotta watch the shop, and of course perform!"

"Well, I think it's super sweet! Watching all those sweethearts do things for each other makes-a my heart beat like a drum!"

"Bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-!" She chuckles after the imitation.

Little did the off-the-clock clown know, she'd get her entertainment sooner rather than later..!

"Phew! Now I can let that sit before we open.." Said owner sighed. She had spent the past few hours making candies and cakes and bread and the like for any potential customers.

She had an entire hour to herself, though she was unsure on how she'd spend it. And she hated being bored..

Via Dolce!

A very vibrant, colorful town with a practically permanent aroma reminiscent of gingerbread and strawberry shortcake.

And home of one of the best bakeries around! And a rather colorful owner, as well! She could be seen setting a huge heap of chocolate bars into a cooler just now...

"What does a ghost call it's Valentine?"

"...My 'BOO~!'"

Ba-dum, TISS! ♡

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAAAAAAY!! If ya need any last-minute gifts for your 'BOO', I can hook you up with some sweet sweets for your sweetie!"

"...K!"

Sorry to any Kirbies out there... but she kinda likes her curtains not being closed, her lights not being out...

Sad part is... she's unsure how much HE despises Kirby! If she wants the jester to be her friend... she needed to cut the pink puff out!?

"I-If ya say so, palsy..!"

"Uh... well.."

"...he's... uh... a bit annoying, I guess? But that's about...it...!"

She's got no ill will towards that Lil gumball, really. Hopefully the jester finds that out later rather than sooner...

"Good to hear! Heehee~!
How've ya beeeen?"