make sure you dedicate your book to someone! then if another reader doesn't like it, you can remind them it isn't FOR them! it says right there at the beginning who it's for, silly! if the person you dedicated it to doesn't like it, you're fucked. sorry
who cares if it's bad, have you seen some of the shit people are reading these days
break everything down into small steps, like "press the Y key", "press the U key", "press the R key", "press the I key",
yeah! work it! spend all day rewriting the same scene! uaahhhggg
haven't you had enough of writing? don't you want a simple life, working in recruitment?
chatgpt CAN be useful! for example, if you mention it during a writing group, you'll find out immediately which of the other writers to laugh out of the room
chatgpt CAN be useful! for example, if you mention it during a writing group, you'll find out immediately which of the other writers to laugh out of the room
if you don't put your whole heart and soul into your novel, i'm going to come to your house and beat you
need to make your book shorter? cut out the bad bits! need to make your book longer? put in more good bits! easy!
replace it with gay sex
remove all the plot from your story and replace it with gay sex
who even needs a chapter 2 anyway
not sure where to start? how about in your living room? maybe a home office? garden? anywhere you can bring your laptop really
not sure when to stop editing? you don't. you never stop. deal with it
shocked pikachu meme (the blurry version not the crisp one)
me: if you're stuck on a scene, the problem is likely further back than you think
me after i get stuck on a scene for two days and realise the problem is further back than i thought:
the chapter isn't going to write itself, but it might unwrite itself if you don't start treating your laptop with respect
don't fix your plot holes, they'll give your readers something to talk about
hmm. sounds like that new idea you've just had would be much better AND easier to write than the project you're in the middle of. something to think about
not sure what should happen next? kill off your protagonist and make the closest thing to them the new protagonist. sorted
scream your words at the ocean. if a tsunami doesn’t hit you that means you’re good
look to the mice. what are they writing about rn. mouse things, probably
don't write ever again
i don't know anything about writing who told you that
sometimes you need a break! and by break i mean BREAK the RECORD for MOST WORDS WRITTEN in a DAY
don't forget to leave an offering of wine or herbs for autosave tonight so it doesn't overwrite all your files with thousands of devil face emoji
stop (writing), drop (your current idea) and roll (around in the mud)
looking for a setting for your next story? have you ever considered rochdale
write the longest word you know first, then it's all downhill from there
spending all day stressing about your writing DOES count as writing!! 🎉🎊🥂🥳
a tablet set up for writing in the trafford centre foodcourt, which is themed as the deck of a cruise ship under a starry sky
it was my birthday yesterday so today for a treat i'm writing in the trafford centre 🤎