who cares if it's bad, have you seen some of the shit people are reading these days

break everything down into small steps, like "press the Y key", "press the U key", "press the R key", "press the I key",

yeah! work it! spend all day rewriting the same scene! uaahhhggg

haven't you had enough of writing? don't you want a simple life, working in recruitment?

chatgpt CAN be useful! for example, if you mention it during a writing group, you'll find out immediately which of the other writers to laugh out of the room

chatgpt CAN be useful! for example, if you mention it during a writing group, you'll find out immediately which of the other writers to laugh out of the room

if you don't put your whole heart and soul into your novel, i'm going to come to your house and beat you

need to make your book shorter? cut out the bad bits! need to make your book longer? put in more good bits! easy!

replace it with gay sex

remove all the plot from your story and replace it with gay sex

who even needs a chapter 2 anyway

not sure where to start? how about in your living room? maybe a home office? garden? anywhere you can bring your laptop really

not sure when to stop editing? you don't. you never stop. deal with it

shocked pikachu meme (the blurry version not the crisp one)

me: if you're stuck on a scene, the problem is likely further back than you think

me after i get stuck on a scene for two days and realise the problem is further back than i thought:

the chapter isn't going to write itself, but it might unwrite itself if you don't start treating your laptop with respect

don't fix your plot holes, they'll give your readers something to talk about

hmm. sounds like that new idea you've just had would be much better AND easier to write than the project you're in the middle of. something to think about

not sure what should happen next? kill off your protagonist and make the closest thing to them the new protagonist. sorted

scream your words at the ocean. if a tsunami doesn’t hit you that means you’re good

look to the mice. what are they writing about rn. mouse things, probably

don't write ever again

i don't know anything about writing who told you that

sometimes you need a break! and by break i mean BREAK the RECORD for MOST WORDS WRITTEN in a DAY

don't forget to leave an offering of wine or herbs for autosave tonight so it doesn't overwrite all your files with thousands of devil face emoji

stop (writing), drop (your current idea) and roll (around in the mud)

looking for a setting for your next story? have you ever considered rochdale

write the longest word you know first, then it's all downhill from there

spending all day stressing about your writing DOES count as writing!! 🎉🎊🥂🥳

a tablet set up for writing in the trafford centre foodcourt, which is themed as the deck of a cruise ship under a starry sky

it was my birthday yesterday so today for a treat i'm writing in the trafford centre 🤎

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