Well... Depends on how spicy it is. Sometimes even a cert denied is nice.

I feel Abe Vigoda belongs somewhere in here.

"You don't recall making that statement? Are you taking any medication that may affect your memory? Have you sustained any brain injury or contracted any brain-eating parasite that may affect your recall or actions?"

Did he make this statement from his RV or from a billionaire-funded camping/fishing junket?

We've all seen this:
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”
― Upton Sinclair

It's the denial of (what I would have thought were obvious) long-term interests that gets me.

Aaaaand downloaded to my phone.

I was just gonna say, "Don't let Angine de Poitrine" see that thing. They'll need more toes to operate all the loops.

From his recent comments, I think he's also going to convert to Islam.

As a Californian (the nearest WH is in Arizona), I _wish_ I could teleport to and from Waffle Houses.

Fantastic. Nice to have some good news.

Oh, it's an amphora! For a second I thought Anubis was a deckhand.

He thought about it and did it, but he didn't contemporaneously rub his hands together and cackle. Ergo: No scheming.

"Death" was also spelled De'Ath in some surnames. Surprisingly there are still some alive!

"Wake up and smell the catfood in your bank account"
-They Might Be Giants

a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick house with his arms outstretched ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick house with his arms outstretched

These shoes are just miniaturized versions of the Wrong Trousers or the Helping Hats from "Meet the Robinsons." So whose hand is on the remote?

This is excellent news for Big Windmill.

Where'd all the recent reports just vanish to?

Pork trotters, lime jello, a can of Vienna weenies covered in melted port salut cheese?

Rare black bear sightings caught on camera in North San Diego County mountains Over the past several weeks, multiple residents atop Palomar Mountain have taken to social media sharing images and videos of a California black bear milling about the north San Diego county community...

www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/r...

More of a tool axe than a francisca, so maybe just an accidental drop into the well and not an errant throw. :)

Wow!! And here I've just been writing in cursive all these years.

Crazy Rich AIsians

a football player with the word patriots on his shirt ALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt

::sees banana and hominy::

Needs a blurb like “An udderly titanic epic of unbound majesty - you’ll be unable to avert your eyes from ’The Nipples of Grimdark!’”

That’s going to help them attract more acts.
“Book with us, we might sue you for a million”

While uncomfortable, marble armrests make it easier for the audience to snort adderall together.