POV you just called me skinny

Forgot about this app, is anyone still here?

It's not quite over yet but I am 158lbs rn so

Me on yet another first date trying to test the waters: so... Do you blaspheme?

I could eat 100,000,000,000 grapes in 20 minutes

Thought I was being flirted with at the bar but he "had to tell me" that I'm a dead ringer for Jack scepticeye and he's not the first person to say that to me, but I cannot see the similarity

Rep. Jasmine Crockett

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Gov. JB Pritzker

Gov. Tim Walz

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

He/they pussy goes so crazy, they were not kidding yall

It's always straight people in relationships who do that shit too its like... Go to therapy lol

What do you mean you're an agnostic politically moderate bisexual? Pick a fucking side bitch

Putting these 2025 goals into writing:
-home owner
-170lbs
-tonsils removed

Is this truly the best the Eggland has to offer?? *crushes Humpty Dumpty's skull in my hands* pathetic...

What stupid fucking conspiracy podcaster tricked my mom into buying EMF blocking stickers ???

If I worked at an IVF clinic I would put magnets in the embryo freezer to make all the babies gay and trans

Yet another successful date :) making out in the parking ramp of the Christmas market lol

I've poured an unfuckingbelievable amount of effort into this process and it feels like every passing day makes it less and less achievable. I hate this god damn country so fucking much, there is literally nothing to like unless you're rich

Feeling even more impossible to buy a house and it's legit been 6 months since I started looking. Fed cuts rates and mortgages go up???? Feels fucking HOPELESS

this is so 😭

Yes for real, even like flowers or something small like candies but don't make it a chore 😶‍🌫️

Gift cards are literally so lame unless it's for teenagers like... I honestly to God would rather you just bring cookies over or something , I don't want to be forced into shopping at target or whatever

If we are making out I am 1000000% putting my hand on the back of your head to stabilize you. Don't be doing all that wiggly shit , get OVER HERE

Married in your 20s is so crazy to me like.... You sure?

Going on a date :)

Why do old people act like living in/near an apartment building is like a 3rd world country?????

Just purchased my own gift and I am practically sick with how much I spent on it but I do actually deserve it and I'll just give up bingo

Gays with 10k Instagram followers will drop any semblance of mystique or personality the instant that a sextoy company wants them to promote a giveaway lol do you need $500 that badly??????

I'm never buying McDonald's again. Full of RATS

Literally any time someone tries to shade me for living with my parents (rent free) I cannot help but notice how I'm fucking debt free with a big fat fucking down payment ready for the housing market to perk up and they're paying $2500 for a 300sq/ft studio made of paper with 18 bucks in savings

Yet another date this week with another bald man. This one is very very sweet 😊 cannot stop going for the eggheads

Found this cool vintage polkadot sweater for $4 today, I had to cut the shoulder pads out tho