This gets my goat too. You don't say Focus Ford or Micra Nissan, do you, so why does everyone get this wrong?

Underrated reply, I like it!

If I'd said that to my mum when she'd been kind enough to drive me somewhere, I'd have been told to sod off and walk instead.

As I am currently in the Netherlands it has got to be chips and mayo.

Nearly two hours and no one's posted a Bullseye joke yet, standards are slipping!

Bring back Roman gladiatorial bouts, with prisoners as the gladiators fighting to the death. Would be great entertainment and would cut the prison population down.

I think if I tried it my brain would come flying out through my face.

If it's really mental acceleration you want, get in a Top Fuel dragster. 0-100mph in 0.8 seconds, anyone?

Had this confirmed to me when I was diagnosed with epilepsy in 2015 and couldn't drive for a year. How many people came to visit or check up on me? That's right, not a single one.

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Or was it Beastie, the smaller version? (Not been to Alton Towers for about 30 years so not sure)

The Beast?

This reply is this account's equivalent of "can't park there m8"

No, Midlands

I swear people just put that as a reply to every 'fess regardless of its subject, every time.

There's a pub near me called the Nag's Head, not the original building but there's been a pub called that on the same site for centuries. A few years ago it was sold and renamed the Mill House - they were forced to change it back about a month later cos no one had a clue where the Mill House was!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE EVERY FUCKING TIME!

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Wtf are "twilights"? Are you also a rubbish vampire?

I neither know who to believe nor whose side I am supposed to be on these days.

Given they're almost as big as railway locomotives, make people pass a separate licence test to own one, and then make them display a sign on it reading "I AM A SELFISH BELLEND WITH A MASSIVE EGO AND A TINY COCK" at all times.

New cars that don't all look the bloody same!

Every fess there HAS to be at least one reply mentioning them...

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Pineapple.

Don't worry, whoever you are I probably still don't like you.

My girlfriend (RIP) lived in Penistone, and her entire family including her 83-yo grandma called it Penis Town, every time!

Why do they need to post photos of everyone who passes anyway?