The elite is anyone who can cum better than I do.

Elite cummers, if you will.

Awww I loved that game.

At least tell me you got to the part where you fight Giant Shark, and Mega Octopus

Yesss inner circle

This is a uniquely evocative description here, Casey

I'd have to invent a new term for that extra level of bullshit

"blockchain rewards" oh yeah they're really cooking, just needs an nft for the bullshit trifecta

the noble butt plug being questioned by the king chess piece, asking “who are you, warrior?”. the butt plug stands proud and golden in the face of the king

nobody knows the battles you’ve fought to get here

Vocabulary is no substitute for wisdom

Fuck around, find out.

Because they're all full of shit

It's just such a forgettable name

For you they should make an exception tbqh

*kchk* ROCKET LAWN CHAIR

👀👁‍🗨

Another W from the EU

EU: The European Union will require sale of mobile phones with “user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries” starting in 2027.

The regulation demands “availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence”.

Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger

Proud of you for this one

Also you would 'woke' up wouldn't you, u filthy leftist transsexualizer

I didn't say what you'd be _doing_ in bed now, did I?

Be a good girl and go to bed now so you're properly rested

Lucca go back to bed

I knew stuff like this was coming so I never synced my photos with Google and I use a seperate gallery app that does not get online permissions. Do not give these companies access to your life!

U gotta take time to recover, stressful as it is 💜💜

AI ruins so much.

Wait until you learn about “vegetative electron microscopy.”

An NPC known as Stylish student is saying, "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

Persona 4 (PS2, 2008)

It's been a while since I did an order, and I really don't need any more coats because I have a lot of good ones already,

buuuuuuuuuttt....

No they don't

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I really oughta pick up one of those coats if they're still selling them, it's just way too good