ngl I’m gonna start rug pull drama here to get my account popping

Just clocked Bluesky is gonna have its periscope phase we’re about to relive the good days 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Hell no this content will live on forever

Just disgame telling a nonexistent tl about nba and nabyllionaire tryna find life beyond keita

Ngl we need a fyp shoving 10s in our face I ain’t seen a single bad bitch since I’ve been on this app farkkkkk

Quotes should be rolling in any minute now

We need a desi international break

Need that INEOS stimmy to land (telling disabled users to piss off to save costs)

If we’re on the app Bluesky why tf do our @s need .bsky.social??

Bluesky talked a big game and nutted too early, they got like a week before people just go back to Twitter if they don’t add some good features

Gahdamn this app is shit where the hell everyone at?

Fuck John Lewis they tried to make me work in Waitrose during lockdown

Man there are no PA🔑S on this app yet we don’t wanna see this

First post!!!