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Posts by Ian Thomas Malone

I guess Liz Cheney should take out her nose ring and stop using they/them pronouns next time she campaigns with the Democratic nominee.

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He’s currently crying about the loss of his wartime ballroom.

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Thank you for saying that!

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A post from Ian Thomas Malone is overplayed over a graphic of the trans pride flag. It reads: "A woman in the elevator asked me if I was a "real woman." I told her I was a Kirkland Signature woman. She asked me why I couldn't just be regular gay. I told her they were out of that flavor at the store. She said she'd pray for me. I told her I didn't need God, just a husband with a trust fund."

A post from Ian Thomas Malone is overplayed over a graphic of the trans pride flag. It reads: "A woman in the elevator asked me if I was a "real woman." I told her I was a Kirkland Signature woman. She asked me why I couldn't just be regular gay. I told her they were out of that flavor at the store. She said she'd pray for me. I told her I didn't need God, just a husband with a trust fund."

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

@ianthomasmalone.bsky.social is the best, and nosy bigots are the worst.

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What a great use of 150 million dollars.

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Every accusation is a confession.

4 weeks ago 42 1 0 0

Somebody’s cheating on Canada.

1 month ago 14 0 2 0

Two in the strait, one in the Hormuz.

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All the President's Dress Shoes When Trump isn't busy starting a new war each week, he's buying shoes for all the men in his administration. As Blink-182 once said, surprises let me know he cares.

I wrote about Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff's inability to understand enriched uranium, alongside Trump's obsession with affordable footwear, buying shoes for all his friends like every normal heterosexual man, plus an update on the Texas Senate race and a farewell to the puppy-killer.

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Trump bombing Iran is the first time Lindsey Graham ever got a man to play out his fantasies without paying him.

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I really wish Connecticut had the “rip kids out of their parents’ hands and forcibly transition them” policy when I was little.

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MS NOW did too.

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Gold medals in making women cover their drinks.

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Worth noting that Jim Himes was one of ten Democrats to vote to censure Al Green for protesting during Trump’s address last year. Very odd 180 for him.

2 months ago 2 1 0 0

What a familiar concept for them.

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Great to be here Heavenly Father, thank you.

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Merrick Garland thought he was still waiting for Mitch to give him a confirmation hearing.

2 months ago 18 1 1 0
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That woman posts a ton of anti-trans nonsense regurgitated from the early aughts. Very pathetic.

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Insulting to crime lords.

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Opening a new pack of Pokémon cards hoping for Greenlax.

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The four genders.

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No way they’d ever alter the deal after telling Jay Powell that Leia and the Wookie could stay with Lando.

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Naked child soldiers, just what we needed.

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People act like pronouns are confusing but will go out to eat at a place called Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse.

3 months ago 15 1 0 0

They will miss his leadership!

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So honored to be a left-handed transgender woman with a sister with celiac.

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Congress can’t stop Arby’s from performing gender affirming care.

4 months ago 10 0 0 0

I wish I'd known how easy it was to transition when I was home sick from school. Would have made life much easier!

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Pete Hegseth has gone too far.

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The Fox News President, Basking in His Incompetence P*rn You're supposed to tell brainwashed viewers that woke is dead. You're not supposed to actually commit the war crimes.

I wrote about the Fanta Fuhrer's latest controversy and how his makeup-loving Secretary of WAR (deadname: Defense) forgot that all the bluster performed for Fox News is supposed to be for show. I don't think he can Franklin meme his way out of this one.

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