Pep wearing a jacket that you'd wear to the office (if you were the Fonz and your office was the gents toilet in Arnold's Diner)

Solidarność my friend 🤝

I've got a half formed theory about KS's lifelong legal background.

Doing something doesn't make you guilty. Proving it does. I didn't directly pressure anyone. So that's that. You can't prove I did.

Basically seeing everything through a lens that's one step removed from what actually happened.

"Everybody has a footballing project until they get punched in the face."

"Liam Be-seein'-ya" more like.

At least Garnacho will provide the positivity and spirit to turn them around. One thing you can never fault is that guy's attitude.

Lol at Chelsea statement saying they will now take "a period of reflection". That's genuinely hilarious.

Yep. Elliott Smith for me.

Said this the other day. Hopelessly out of his depth but that's not his fucking fault. Daft appointment.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Man, I am away. Please do the same in Manchester somewhere.

And that's enough Twitter for now

God this is the slow path to the care home isn't it? He could still do a job for us.

Got to say you were obviously all awful but even within that shitshow Gusto stood out as operating at a different level (of awful)

Carlton Palmer currently sat at home looking at gaffs in Cheshire on Rightmove.

I genuinely feel a bit sorry for Liam Rosenior. Yes he's going to crash and burn but it was totally the wrong job at this stage of his career. Once offered he was always gonna accept. Shouldn't have been offered. But that's not his fault.

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I actually want to live here so if anyone fancies treating me I'd hugely appreciate it. Thank you in advance.

Saw Tim Sherwood earlier saying that "even with injuries Chelsea would have more than enough to beat Brighton at Brighton."

I do wonder whether he actually watches football. Or if he's just on drugs.

Hope The Pitt doesn't affect the medical profession in the same way West Wing warped the brains of politicos. I'll be intubated with a drill when I rock up with an ankle sprain.

Hahaha. People are really weird.

On reflection saying "knickers in a twist" is clearly a misogynistic micro aggression. I'll ban myself.

People on this site get their knickers in a twist at such utterly inconsequential bollocks.

Just Good Friends is a textbook example

Also add the element that there's a non zero chance united will be competing for honours with Arsenal next year and blowing this will mentally destroy them

All of that said, Martinelli is properly shite.

Arsenal haven't really bottled this. They've played okay and at least came to try and win it which has been an issue in big games before. If they do lose the title it's not cos they lost to closest rivals away. It's cos they let that scenario arise in first place.

The bar cheered more for shirtless Haarland than any other moment this game. We hootin and hollarin