stuck between 2 jocks ripping ass, they need you as the judge to determine which one smells worse!

Thanks to @buskyhuskydowg.bsky.social i am currently brainstorming ideas about a big bellied, rotund gator guy who used to be known online for a video him and his friends posted of him ripping major ass
Now, 2 decades later, he’s back and has an onlyfans…and you can bet that he’s farting on there~

Ghgghhhghhh yes……….
Car Dutch oven on the way to his place, then some massive lap farts after some cheap fast food…

Ghgghhghhhhh 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
I’m spending everything I have on him

God. And he still keeps the dad act up in his vids…doesn’t help that his farts are fucking massive and he does shoutouts to big spenders…

Yeah~
I imagine the guy was this gator frat dude who’s rocking a round belly…comes back years later looking and acting like a total dilf…

I’m subscribing to him day one
I do love the idea of a guy know for farting huge coming back nearly 2 decades later and making an onlyfans lol

Oh you know exactly what the vibes are
Literally changed the landscape of the fart community forever, all from this guy’s fat, scaly ass

Tapping your scaly friend’s farts and turning them into a compilation and uploading it onto YouTube
Quickly becomes a legendary video due to how gassy this scaly hunk is

Maybe some deviled eggs and cheese danishes too…

I want to feed everyone‘s ocs some rich milk and chocolate cheesecake ✨

I wanna sniff………Dino ass…….

Omfg…that just has me thinking about Siegfried plugging his nose and going “This guy’s beating me and he’s not even awake…!”

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Siegfried fart send post

Damn…he’s so polite and honorable…the complete opposite of most of my dragons lol
I do wonder what it’s like to sleep near him though for…reasons…

Hghgghhh…going up against your dad is a recipe for a ruined nose…

Bubbly bull farts

……ok, he might not be able to beat you…

Oh boy…Siegfried vs Gahardon……..a match for the ages

Your dragon man doesn’t fart as much as mine

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Big hunky dinosaur men farting together…

They call him Tuck-er Carlson

Dino dutch oven does sound good...putting a new meaning to the term "fossil fuel"...

Thinking about a bull blacksmith guy who has farts as deep and boisterous as his laughter

The complete and thoughtful examination that needs to be studied for science, clearly…totally not an contest between two gassy scalie guys with you as their Guinea pig…

Old shark man….

Dino man Dutch oven vs dragon man Dutch oven
Who stinks more? You decide

Reinhardt…..I need him to fart so bad