a cavs tweet that says BE EARLY. BE LOUD. BE THE **C**** DIFF and the slogan in a graphic

The slogan “Be the C Diff” definitely didn’t land the way the Cavs thought it would lol

I watched Batman yesterday and thought of Prince and then thought of you!

I WISH

seven months on beehiiv, by the numbers was leaving substack worth it?

There's a lot of talk about leaving Substack & whether it will be the death-knell of your newsletter. I have been on Beehiiv for 7 months now & @tlpavlich.gay helped me run some numbers. So, was leaving Substack worth it? The answer, for me, has been a resounding "yes."

Here are the hard numbers:

Researchers warn of severe long-term damage to the brain after Covid following new study Scientists warn long Covid could be linked to lasting brain damage, including memory issues and increased risk of neurological decline.

Researchers warn of severe long-term damage to the brain after Covid following new study

January study of essential workers (with blood samples before & after COVID infection) found those with long-term neurological symptoms had higher phosphorylated tau—a protein linked to early brain degeneration

If I were a CEO who really believed this I wouldn’t just be issuing warnings. I would be demanding huge new taxes on the richest to set up UBI before I get executed.

actual medical professionals buying into the social end of the pandemic is one of several of my villain origin stories.

Answer briefly. My blueberry is dirty and the number of Rs is 50m away. Should I car or count? That is some impressively surreal logic you've got there. Let's break down the chaos: The "R" Situation: If you are referring to the viral "How many Rs in Strawberry" trend, a blueberry actually has zero Rs. Even if you found some 50 meters away, they probably belong to a different fruit. The Verdict: You should car. Why? Because if your blueberry is dirty and your "Rs" are half a football field away, you're clearly on a journey that requires more horsepower than math. Drive to the sink, wash the berry, and leave the counting for the strawberries.

Checkmate, Gemini

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

I’m sorry. glad you get to be with him.

I will throw out my tv before someone makes me watch euphoria or white lotus or any walking dead shows.

this is legit and true for lots of folks. i hate when people say stuff like, “you HAVE to watch breaking bad.” no they don’t? that isn’t true. I loved it, but it’s not like ppl are gonna be cast out by society if they don’t watch the 2007 meth cook tv show.

Again: the gun you keep in the home for “protection” increases your risk of homicide by 3-fold, of suicide by 5-fold, and for men, risk of suicide more than 10-fold

The second you bring a gun into the home you’ve dramatically increased the risk of death for your family 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I know people bristle at the idea of leftists who police language but a big reason it happens is because, especially as it relates to politicians, the language we choose serves as an entirely accurate predictor of the types of policy decisions we would make & who we would & wouldn’t place value on

Article from The Wrap. Headline that reads: Inside Doug Liman's $70 Million Al-Made Movie Starring Casey Affleck and Gal Gadot "Bitcoin: Killing Satoshi" will be looking for buyers at Cannes and is billed as the first fully-generated, studio-quality Al feature film Emily Zemler April 15, 2026 @ 6:00 AM

One of those headlines that just gets hilariously worse as you read it

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

“teen births have crashed”
is a wild sentence

do reverse planks and side planks also.

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

This isn't the right time for anachronisms

We've shifted completely away from driving profit by creating products and services designed to solve problems and make lives easier.

The focus now is on generating profiting by extracting wealth from consumers as efficiently as possible, by any means necessary.

Google maps showing a road called Flesh Hovel Lane.

when you get bored of romance at make-out point why not try

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unmute, this is 100% right

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

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