it was so funny, he seemed so intrigued but so confused

i love it! there was a time where i followed a lot of spanish creators and the international memes go so hard!! ive never laughed harder

just explained the entire ao3 system and the domino effect of 9/11-50 shades of grey to a straight man. women is stem.

well yes!

her theatre kid energy is projecting into our dreams

no why was mine so similar 😭😭 i think it was something like she wanted to hang out and i had work (which like as if? wtf brain lmao) and then she blocked me when i couldnt 😭😭

likeeeee

actually maybe i want her to be mean to me

mind you i like never dream, so maybe this was a projection…

no why is dream suzie giving irl suzie a bad rep 😭😭

i had a dream that suzie texted me on ig and then immediately blocked me on everything 🧍‍♀️hey please do not do that suzanne

im very NOT NORMAL about the new ATLA movie. Obviously.

shes so cutesie 😭🩷

i cant sleep 🧍‍♀️

I know she wants that LaDuca collab but can we also get a line of Suzie Toot brand lingerie sets 😮‍💨 I’d wear tf out of Cherry Bomb Red®️ or Tickled Pink®️

artemis II touching down tomorrow and honestly this is one of the most beautiful and hopeful moments that i have gotten to share with the world. probably the closest thing i have felt to real humanity ever tbh

me vs crying about Artemis II every day

OH MY GOD MY HEART ITS SO PERFECT

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HE NAMED A CRATER ON THE MOON AFTER HIS LATE WIFE

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beautiful you say…

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they took the critical thinking away and gave us a bad song instead :/

!!! BRING BACK BLUE !!! i always see people say that “youre welcome” is more terrifying and realistic, but honestly i think blue is just as horrific in its own comedic twisted sense. its funny but you feel uncomfortable for enjoying the song. Youre welcome is so in your face, there is no subtlety

tempted to tweet, “this edible ain’t shit” so it kicks in faster

YEPPP

guys huge news, my friends and i just won first in our universities annual history trivia game 🤪😭

HAPPY SUITZIE DAYYYY, HERES MY TRIBUTE W THIS ONE DRAWING OF @suzietoot.bsky.social
Inspired by my fav singer Mitski ♥️

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just picked up an extra shift

theyre so amazing oh my goddd great work everyone!!!

HAPPY SUITZIE DAY!!

@suzietoot.bsky.social

This is a drag look truely deserving of a fan collab ♥️

Artists:
@cosmicdustie.bsky.social
@bakeitrealgood.bsky.social
@lalipopzz.bsky.social
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