that damn cave in worqor chirteh

I regret to inform you that this is me

She Convinced Men On Tinder To Buy Nier: Automata And Then Ghosted Them, She Says - Kotaku You can find evangelists for Yoko Taro’s cult action-RPG in the most surprising places

I think about this story often. kotaku.com/she-convince...

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Avatar infectiouspiss Reblogged 6d Avatar infectiouspiss 6d you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts Avatar infectiouspiss 6d mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall Avatar infectiouspiss 6d listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

this will turn some of you on www.tumblr.com/infectiouspi...

come on man.

tomodachi life is a gift that keeps giving

Every year all year

Fishj and smiles, all the way down.
#Salmonposting
W/ @chaotic-ginger.bsky.social

See how the salmon offers up a tuna to the dragon in exchange for kisses? Follow these simple steps and you too will succeed in life in no time.

Is this anything

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Take it, he'll keep you safe♪
#salmonposting

I may have had a massive crush on this character when I was like eight years old

In the foreground, Algae struts about with a bikini top on his head, and he chirps in victory. In the background, a topless Vespyria faces away from the camera and is exasperated. Deep down, she is slightly amused, but she plots to get Algae back for his rebellious nature.

#AuRaApril Day 19: Rebellion

No treats? No tops!

#gposers ✧ #aura ✧ #vespyria

oar fish is the world’s longest normal girl

The Xaela known as El'espi is casually sunbathing with her top off, wearing a lemon patterned shawl around her butt. Beside her are her four pets; Aardvark; the Rat, Kay-Kay the Crab; Hera the Beetle and in the back swims Little El' the Shark.

Sunbathing with her own four lords.
#salmonposting

a sketch collage of various poses featuring clark kent and maud parch. in the middle; her upright and poised on his lap, staring down at him while he lays back with a terribly goofy look of genuine awe. she's blushing just as hard, but veils her emotions behind a subtle balance of composure. the right image; her playfully dragging her tongue along his jaw. like some kind of domesticated cat. he looks completely unbothered. in fact, he looks a bit giddy, and pleased. his dimples are deep. the left image; his humongous frame is nearly swallowing her as he fucks her into the bed, one arm very carefully wrapped around her while the other crushes the headboard from the sheer effort it takes to not piledrive her into atomized dust.

you're the man of tomorrow, but i'll have you just for tonight.

teaaaa

A tiny illustration of a final fantasy 14 style moogle lying on its back holding a wine glass in one paw and a wine bottle in the other

Offers you a baker's dozen instead.

Don't get the El' kernels stuck in your gums.

Take it, he'll keep you safe♪
#salmonposting

shout out to my favorite character weiss that i draw with the most attention and care (weiss you actually are my favorite and i’m so sorry)

9 months ago wooo o ow

Life's too short to worry about the future. Breed that elf in the here and now.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)