— Well, hate is a strong word.

— Yeah... You're the only one that thinks that, kid.

Staring at himself...

— Yeah, no, I'm okay.

— No, no I'm not.

— Why should I?

Checks the time on his watch.

— Nope, not really, go on then.

@warmongering.bsky.social
—I think your sister likes me, what should I gift her? Be useful.

— I do, and since you know so much, please tell me the definition of "darling".

— So she missed me... Interesting.

— Not sad, just boring... Did you just call me darling?

— No, I don't like silence because I have nothing to think about.

— First of all, you fuck everything. Second, I don't fuck fish, at least I haven't for the past centuries. Can't say the same thing about you and your... Travesty.

—... You really suck at this, how funny.

— Ha! That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

—... What? Explain.

— Why are you speaking in rhymes like a dumbass?

— Quiet is annoying, in my experience.

—Well, how boring. Perhaps I should go back under the sea.

— But it's appreciated (?

— How would I know, maybe they text.

JJAJAJAJA me alegro, a su servicio. 🫡//

— Not really complaining, you know. Anyways, you were saying?

Jsjsjs, él empezó! //

— My point.

JJAJAJAJA ERA NECESARIO. //

— I am busy, sadly, and if she has needs, she can do as she pleases, Ares. I bet Aphrodite does the same... Actually, I know.

— Ah, that's fine, I don't really care. Her choice.

— I don't know what Aphrodite sees un you either... So, why were you calling me?

— So what you're saying is that you missed me. What do you want?