holyshitholy
shitholyshitholyshit
youlikemymusic??????

This has been a #haiku

Getting high is fun
You know what's even cooler?
Drawing that s thing

#haiku #straightedge

If it's just gas pain
Why shooting pain in left arm?
Why sharp and stabby?

Why pain everywhere?
In such specific places?
In my arm though?? How

This has been 2 #haikus, with your host: me, mistaking cramps for a heart attack again

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My top artists recap, Sophie Hunter, Paul Simon, tool, full metal cardigan, Aesop Rock

Shout out to @fliwap.bsky.social for making the cut!

Pretty sure Elon is the only autistic person to not pay taxes @rfk-junior.bsky.social

WHAT IS REBOUNDING
WHAT IS A REBOUNDER? FUCK
YOU CAN SAY JUMPING

#haiku

Do yall ever just like... forget to breathe

Like every day catching yourself not breathing

Is breathing supposed to be manual

All cats are babies. She's baby-sized

To wait to die

BABY CAT

How many #haikus
is too many for one day?
Not for me to say

Cats are the best

I seek attention
All of it, give it to me
But.... don't perceive me

This has been a #haiku from the perspective of a cat

Shakespeare can still fuck
He made up words just for fun
I guess that's language

#haiku

Producing music
Feeds your soul more than letting
someone else do it

#haiku

I am a student
learning how to do it all
by myself better

What's up is my cats
That is what is up with me
Thank you for asking

This has been a #haiku about cats

Triangle bodies
Soft and sharp, cute and scary
Purrfect: baby cats

This has been a #haiku about cats

WHY HAVE WE REBRANDED "JUMPING"
WHY CAN'T WE STILL SAY JUMPING
what the FUCK is a REBOUNDER
that is a TRAMPOLINE

I GET TO SEE HER IN A MUSICAL IN MARCH

WELL HELLO

@fliwap.bsky.social oh hi

Fall In Love- Phantogram

Full Metal Cardigan Artist · 44 monthly listeners.

open.spotify.com/artist/7Kx9s...
I uhhh I make sounds

Hi, selected for what?

Bernadette Peters
Bernadette Peters, oh yes
Bernadette Peters

This has been a #haiku about Bernadette Peters