Oh, hi, 👋🏻 Pedro Pagés

You have no idea how deep this well goes. It might be the nerdiest game of all time.

listening to Julia attempt to explain Catan is just *chef's kiss*

In an article about CAR T-cell therapy, SofaKingCool writes "When does Alice get here?" And I smiled.

Sunn O))) just now. Performance art. Spectacular.

Groan

Is he Australian!?!

Because we're amazing and in my case it's about the only time I'm intently active on bsky 😂

Howdy #Astros friends 👋🏻

I think the last time we had a Cody was Cody Clark (2013) and prior to that Cody Ransom (2007)

So yay! we have a Cody again 🎉

Shia LaBeouf: gay people are scary

Literally everyone else: bitch, why the fuck were you even in New Orleans? during Mardi Gras!?!

"chatting" with an LLM is like talking to Mrs. Swan

Was just listening to it this morning-- also wondering why I didn't go to the ACL taping in 2019 !?! -- texted the spouse and he replies with Ian's post. Of course!

This is such a good record.

Of course the little cunt's name is Garrett Wade 🤦🏼‍♂️

This entire thread is 🥇

Oh god same

apropos of nothing, congrats Webster, TX, you're getting you're own IKEA

Have you noticed that Valentine's Day marketing is off the charts this year? I expect F&B to participate. Shirts for dudes? Skin care company? Fine. But I got served an email from Miele who found a torturous path to hawk espresso machines à la a "Spring Salad with Coffee Vinaigrette" recipe.

I just read about Catherine O'Hara and audibly gasped. This is fucking bullshit.

That's good parenting

Why
Does
No
One
Know
Where
To
Stand
In
A
Fucking
Line
?😡!

Lego announces Smart Brick, the 'most significant evolution' in 50 years — The Verge On March 1st, 2026, The Lego Group will begin selling the most ambitious brick it’s ever made: a tiny computer that fits entirely inside a classic 2×4 Lego brick.

Some von Neumann ass shit here! 😂

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So glad I saw her live!

iOS contact card for Grace Jones with a circular profile photo showing Grace Jones smiling in dramatic makeup and a high flat-top hairstyle, her purple-gloved hand raised near her mouth; her name “Grace Jones” appears in large white text at the bottom, with a back arrow at top left and an “Edit” button at top right on a pale lavender background.

That's the one! My niece's name is Grace, so this is my contact card for her.

I love doing shit like this because it reminds me of that one Bond film where they escape (and break into?) some random house and he whips up a quiche with whatever the owners had lying around.

Golden-brown raclette palmiers (aka “elephant ears,” “pig’s ears,” or “French hearts”) cooling on a wire rack, their crisp puff pastry spirals fanning like palm leaves (“feuille de palmier”) into heart/butterfly shapes with flaky laminated layers and glossy pools of melted cheese.

I have leftover NYE raclette and puff pastry from Christmas, so I made raclette palmiers

Beginning and End; raclette and stuff happy nye y'all

Naw seriously y'all. There's a reason I married this man. Killing it in a very specific early mid 00s way.

Get you a man who puts together this ad hoc playlist for ya 🤤

Like, as dumb kids, we all said it at the school bus stop in the early 80s but come onnnnn ... that was 40 years ago. We can evolve.

Eww what a gross little troll account. Got sucked down a 🐰 🕳️ of their posts and replies. Some reads as 12yo, some as AI. I found the r word usage and stopped, blocked, and rolled.