Can they display texts from other religions too?

Yo! Church of Satan!

THREE WEEKS FROM TODAY! (One week if you're a hardcover reader--it'll be live to order on the 28th.)

Meanwhile… in Canada…

In most places women can go topless any where a man can go topless.

Women don't, in general, go topless in public places but it is not against the law.

"Two weeks…"

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Is the irony that people DRIVE to a gym to to work out and then drive home again just lost on everyone or what?

hashtag RandomThoughts

"Cocaine snorting man talks about 'risk pool.'"

"Don't threaten me with a good time."

Isn't it great how one grain of rice in your windpipe can just about kill you?

Good times.

Canada Post is a Crown Corporation. It was never intended to make a profit, it provides a SERVICE to Canadians.

Canada Post would help themselves out if they divested themselves of Purolator and dropped package rates by at least 25%.

Every time they up stamp prices they lose 1 million customers.

You know you're in trouble when Scheer starts looking "good" as a stop-gap…

57 is still way too high.

So… flying cars finally?

Fletcher didn't have the money to repay it… Does he own a car or a house? Cuz…

Maybe people in Ontario will show up to vote in 2030… Plenty of time to prepare!

I mean… Zuck has about as much personality as AI does… maybe less.

Sometimes I wonder how much it's going to cost to return the Oval Office to a respectable place where toddlers aren't sitting behind the desk…

I'd hate to be the guy who has to clean that chair every night.

"You try to sell off one Greenbelt to help your cronies profit and this is what happens…"

Canada's "weakness" was when Brian Baloney signed the NAFTA agreement.

That's why the Apple car flopped…

Fat Ford Jr is probably going to run…

I'm sure that the people he represents are happy that he's getting paid but not being accountable to his work…

So because of the stupidity on the ferry yesterday, my SIL had to spend the night in Vancouver instead of being able to come home. So one person's problem ends up costing a bunch of people a lot of money.

Fix your own shit, man. Don't involve 5000 other people who are just trying to get home.

NAFTA was a huge mistake.

Are they posting them so that everyone in Alabama can check off the ones that they violated?

"A robot built for running wins running race." — This is news?

Some guy over in Russia.

There's gotta be a way for Excel to search for a text string, and then when it finds that string to grab a numeric value in the same row…

Cuz when I'm adding up my invoices I need to search by job number and then add the values in my head.

Ain't nobody got time for math!

Jesus is like, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?!"