I bought cork grease for the first time in maybe 8 years, and just almost used it as chapstick. Some things never change.

This is really random but I had great celeriac in the Netherlands, it was thin and kind of pickled “pastrami style”. Now they’re serving it this way:

I would be happy to administer a turkey ear training exam across the plaza

Hell yeah!!!!

It hits again the second time

How many times have *you* cried about Carroll the moon spot today?

How many times have *you* cried about Carroll the moon spot today?

Okay I hit post before I saw Geno acting like that 😒

I know it’s not “cool” to love the ~empire~ that is UConn Women’s Basketball but I am literally from Connecticut and I’m a little bit sad.

Yeah, this just came up in my own writing today and I just used “raises.”

I think I just set a new PR going through TSA at MSP

Oh no!!!

How could you possibly worship faculty labor without ~accessories~

Why were we always mining for “gold”??

I am begging you, please stop saying “seminal” or “discharge” in your conference submissions

Music theorists, renowned for their love of ball

Makes me suspect that everyone else in Radiohead was just bringing Jonny down this whole time

Jonny Greenwood was robbed, the soundtrack to One Battle After Another was insane

We’ve come so far, AND YET

The 2am Amazon panic buying is REAL

De La Soul: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

Happy De La Soul day to those who celebrate

youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU

Before I went on parental leave I told everyone at work “to pretend I was dead,” which I also texted in reply as necessary 😡

I miss you too buddy

Hell yeah!!

Treat yourself to some of joy from A Bar of Their Own 🥇

Beautiful Milwaukee Wisconsin

There simply aren't enough songs in F# major!

“I like to shake my ass in F# Major”—a thing I said in class today. Twice.

Sports are allow if it’s getting buff for SMT

Absolute shit, I’m sorry man. Over here we have been on UMN’s daycare list for 20 months 🙃