Yes, Donald is stupid enough to have gotten confused about the Jesus image being “doctored.”
But how stupid do you have to be not to realize that an illustration, as opposed to a photograph, is *always* manipulated by humans.
Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.
To the doomers who keep saying Trump will rig the 2026 and 2028 elections: Do not concede in advance
You’ve heard of Stockholm Syndrome.
Welcome to Budapest Envy.
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
Trump posts on Truth Social: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell — JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP." Underneath, there's an ad for some whiskey. The ad says "Grab This 1776 Whiskey Keepsake." Included is an AI-generated image with spelling mistakes.
In the '90s, punks and leftists made absurd images like this to parody American conservatism. I'm not sure you can do that today because there's not even the veneer of Christian virtue to point out the hypocrisy.
A fortune cookie fortune reading “A long awaited dream will come true this Sunday.”
Maybe it will happen today? My breakfast egg roll fortune cookie thinks it possible.
Of all the Donald Trump tweets Speaker Mike Johnson won't see, today's will be the one Speaker Mike Johnson didn't see the most.
This is psychotic. The President of the United States needs to get help. Totally unhinged and extremely dangerous.
We keep telling the world how we do things so they won’t work the next time.
The 2026 World Cup is shaping up to be the new 1936 Summer Olympics.
You know guys I am starting to think that contra the president's claims the Iranians still have anti-aircraft weaponry
No sitting president has ever appeared before the Supreme Court during oral arguments in the history of the United States.
If Donald Trump were an agent of a foreign power trying to sabotage the United States what would he do differently?
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
your grandparents voting for reagan
He makes a persuasive case.
Not the first time Melania has had to drop her price.
Why do Republicans currently control the White House, Senate, and House? Did Democrats forget to do the fraud in 2024? Decide it wasn't worth it this time?
“Rabies—Fact or Fancy?”
He told y’all he was going to be a dictator but some of y’all helped him get re-elected
Dude is Nostradamus when it comes to predicting his own administration’s failures.
Donald Trump's Pentagon is going to buy millions of dollars of drones from Donald Trump's sons.
But *do* go on more about the corruption of Joe and Hunter Biden.
It sometimes seems like there's a perverse contest of wills going on, with Trump getting more & more crude & disgusting & unmistakably racist & the Times concurrently working harder & harder to bury it under bland language. It's like he's daring them, challenging them, and they keep retreating.
The current administration is really living up to its promise of bringing back Spartan military ethos by talking loudly and losing more than winning.
Eva Braun was 17
Trump: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
Trump just asked a Japanese reporter, while sitting next to the Japanese Prime Minister in the Oval Office, “why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbour?” in response to a question about why the Trump Admin didn’t tell allies—like Japan—about the attack on Iran.
What. The. Fuck.
