Aint the theme by Louie Zong?

so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid

Glad im not the only one who hates to see a parody that just crams in syllables

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911

Thinking about him

This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x

We should not have started naming generations with "X". We ran out of letters so quickly

"we are human beings worthy of the same respect and dignity you'd extend to anyone else" vs "no you're not"

Cuomo's new campaign strategist is a Trump supporting right winger

She's somehow the most glaringly obvious of the "only saying this for attention" group which is amazing considering that describes nearly all of them.

Thinking about the Holocaust scholar who was sued and silenced by Rowling because she said Rowling was spreading Holocaust denialism (because she objectively was).

Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards

She'll need a doctor to come on and confirm they've tested her chromosomes to prove shes a "Real woman" as well

This is no accident. The groups behind age-verification laws have been explicit that they regard "gender ideology" and nearly any representation of LGBTQ+ existence as pornography

AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.

i do not believe that the implementation of an unconstitutional executive order is “hard to stop,” there’s simply no institutional will to stop it

ALEX DE WAAL: So, let me say that I've been working on this field of famine, food crisis and humanitarian action for more than 40 years, and there is no case, over those four decades, of such minutely engineered, closely monitored, precisely designed mass starvation of a population as is happening in Gaza today.

Few if any experts know more about the deliberate use of starvation as a war crime than Alex de Waal. If he says it's happening, it's so.

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

This is incorrect in both the opinion section and the math section

This is maddening because the unthinking machines don't think, cannot thing. You're not offloading your thinking you're playing madlibs with a see-and-say and you don't know it and *screaming*

For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

Kerri, Bosco, and Jorgeous all win the lip syncs, got crazier with each one

a woman in a red dress and black wig is sitting in a coffin ALT: a woman in a red dress and black wig is sitting in a coffin

should’ve been her

reasonably sure this is the first time a regional government agency has launched a new service with an elaborate broadway musical parody