That man has so much wrong with him the literal *worm in his brain* don’t even make the top 5

The in-bed fondue setup in Night Moves (1975) is CRAZY

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Never not thinking about this edo period drawing of hammerhead sharks 🥹

Trader Joe’s crew member said I smelled “so good”

The kids are alright

Your Retro Career Melted The Faint · Danse Macabre · Song · 2001

If we’re going back to 00s fashion and W. Bush-era xenophobia can we at least have synthy dance punk back too

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The only one to worry about is tuna. Sardines are too low in the food chain to accumulate much heavy metals

Someone in the Discord for my newsletter described the Academy's fervent support for Emilia Perez as "A show of support for trans people, but delivered like a cat proudly dropping a half-dead mouse on your pillow," and that's more or less it.

Just fyi there is an active Conclave fandom on tumblr and they are having a great time

Ralph Fiennes on the cover of Vanity Fair in 1995 looking like a shirtless twink who just rode a motorcycle in Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (hair is insane).

Struggling to “find the joy” today, then I saw this.

bratz on IG: bratz Whether it's through Blue Velvet's vivid imagery or the haunting Twin Peaks universe, Lynch always had a passion 4 challenging our perceptions, pushing boundaries, and creating iconic moments that will impact pop culture forever in his super stylin', weird, and wonderful world We love you David Lynch!

the bratz tribute to david lynch is so moving

How it feels to block the president of the united states

Having the inauguration on MLK day is so foul

Watch Duty map of Los Angeles. The Eaton Fire and Palisades Fire fire icons show above 50 percent containment, so they’re somewhat grayed out.

The thrill of seeing the fire icons at this level of containment.

Whoever’s working on “Bluesky but for instagram” better shake a leg

Pissed that billionaire freakoid behavior gonna force me to use this account for real

Thanks to all these phlegmatic hackers in the Chapel of King’s College for reminding me to pack Emergen-C

Personally seated for Tavener’s The Lamb this year

NOPE he’s on twitter

Not here and he hasn’t tweeted in days…is this the year he steps down??

7 minutes!!!!

God are we live…skeeting here?

Goddamnit

Photos by Taylor Doran

I love to gas up my pals what can I say

Witnessing an usher making someone delete all their illicit (Broadway) show video from their phone for the first time ever lol

Après-skeet

“John Paul senility”