16 albs and whaddya get
2026-04-17

I went to the sixers arena a few months ago and an upper section was closed so I had to walk the circumference of the arena to get to my nosebleed seats. maybe you'll get "lucky" like me

the only kinds of artist who are not marketing creations:
- prolific power pop bands comprised of total losers
- rappers from michigan who rap so far off beat it loops around to technical proficiency
- jazz musicians of any age who smell like old people
- hardcore/metal bands who DO NOT lift weights

I'm getting blanketed in mailers and texts for Dr. G-Word but I'm a Rabb Bro

all new and new-to-me music this week
2026-04-10

I think if Black Francis went back to pretending to be Puerto Rican he'd make good music again.

Catholic Church vs MAGA is basically like a mosh pit wall of death if the fans were there to be pedophiles instead of to see a band

personally I use ares as my multisystem emulator of choice for anything 2D but mGBA seems to be the consensus choice of best standalone GBA emu

I played Spider-Man 2 for the Gamecube a year or two ago and didn't know how to open up the map so I had to learn real-life Manhattan geography to find my objectives. I thought it was fun!

the classic example of sidechaining is ducking your bass instrument when the kick is playing, but it's really just using the parameter(s) of 1 plugin to trigger something on another plugin or channel. I think you can ignore the mix engineer side of it and just use it to make crazy, unnatural sounds.

Kind sentiment but Ramadan ended 2.5 weeks ago lol

(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis

long train ride and flight chart
2026-04-03

Martin from the Simpsons saying: "More, I say! Hang those who talk of less! There's a few inches over here!"

Noël Coward seeing that 1/7th of his martini is something other than straight liquor

A dry martini contains more gin. Some recipes advocate the elimination of vermouth altogether; the playwright Noël Coward is credited with the assertion that "a perfect Martini should be made by filling a glass with gin, then waving it in the general direction of Italy." Similarly, the Churchill martini supposedly favored by Winston Churchill uses no vermouth, and is prepared with gin straight from the freezer and a "glance" at a bottle of vermouth, or a "bow in the direction of France".

as I get older I've come to realize all the charming midcentury bons mots about drinking boil down to "I Am An Extreme Alcoholic"

Drink names, like “Butch Bait,” are inspired by gay archetypes. Then there’s the “Adriana” named for The Sopranos heroine, because “if she fell in love with a butch, none of that would’ve ever happened,” Donoghue said.

the local paper's writeup on a new lesbian bar that opened offers the intriguing theory that if Adriana were instead coupled up with a butch lesbian, her partner would not have nodded off on heroin and crushed her dog

seems like a $6 Tuesday at the Rave kinda movie

I just got back from 8 days in Spain and the only drink that wasn't coffee or alcohol that was universally available was Coke Zero. I was putting it away like it was water.

watched Desert of the Tartars today and it goes absolutely bananas

A couple of the cafés in Sevilla had bagels for sale. No way I'm ordering a bagel anywhere that expelled their Jews. There could be centuries of bagel refinement they missed out on.

Angine de Poitrine north american tour dates summer 2026

they just announced a north american tour for this summer. definitely gonna snatch a ticket to see em on my birthday when tickets become available tomorrow.

another, harder Super Metroid Map Rando seed on hitbox @ twitch.tv/enterim

hey we need those here in case the perfidious New Jerseyans mine the Delaware River

Strangers With Candy

K-pop Demon Hunters

Probably the funniest two works that have the same composer.

Enterim - Twitch Super Metroid Map Rando -- learning on leverless pad

learning Super Metroid Map Rando on a leverless fighting game pad + watchin How It's Made @ twitch.tv/enterim

yep I'm chartin
2026-03-13