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Posts by Calibrated Dark
Well duh! But where? Right back where we just fuckin' came from? THEN what? "Have a beer?" Just spinnin' my damn wheels here.
Fine! Fuckem! Let 'em die! Shit's broken anyway.
Let it go, they haven't thought of you in years. Transmissions from 2116 and 1803 were pretty compromised. They don't forget about that stuff.
Wanna go somewhere?
Fuckin' bullshit! They know I'd work for free but systems' still rigged.
Good mourning! Serotonin? Am I saying that right? Your credentials are impressive, and we're aware of some of your past transmissions from cell-721 through 877. Unfortunately, at this time we've decided to move forward with other candidates and wish you well in your future endeavors.
Shhhhhhit.
Peso has squirrel attention. We're so fucked.
44 and still don't know wtf I'm going. 🤷♂️
Four panel comic with frames from TNG. Beverly, Data, Worf, Geordi, and Riker are playing poker. Beverly: 'I had a PADD delivered today. It was from the captain's cousin. He says he has some kind of new terp sauce for us.' Riker: 'The captain has a cousin?' Worf, disgruntled: The p'takh who calls himself Gene-Luke has been lurking on the ship for several weeks... distributing controlled substances in restricted areas while claiming some kind of diplomatic immunity. Data, curious: Terp sauce? Accessing... a viscous distillate of cannabinoids and terpenes, intended to be vaporized and inhaled to achieve some kind of psychoactive effect; Data, continuing in next panel while looking at the camera, with Beverly standing up exasperated: an extract; a concentrate; vape carts; hash oil; dabs; honeycomb; knife hits; bubonic chronic; that sticky icky; the stickiest of the ick- Riker (off screen): Data can we get some kind of moratorium on you doing that
Next in Chapter 2 of the Gene-Luke Vapehard Saga...
Riker learns about Gene-Luke, but no one is quite sure how he got on board; Data queries the Starfleet database for information on dabbing
The colours on this 😍
Would he get mad if he knew I was grilling them with charcoal?
Very much so. Shakily replaced my bandage, everything looks ok. Well the finger anyway, not the bandage. Don't know where Jenn put the little scissors. It'll do for now.
Just gotta shake the extremely long, twisting nightmares, Alec from Tech Connections shooting at me, all I had was scissors.
Just slept for 24hrs straight and woke up to a thunderstorm, lights flickering. Need some meds in my system and gotta change this bandage but too uncoordinated. Don't know what happened. Ate some food friday night and fell asleep to youtube. Wtf. Everything feels wrong. Wtf happened.
Got a text at stupid o clock this morning from a robo recruiter telling me to apply for a job at Amazon and idk what I was dreaming but in my sleep addled state I said “Just make sure the napalm is sulfate free”
OG furry that just can't get rid of a bomb.
Excellent, thanks! Yeah anything bitter/hoppy may do the trick.
I'll give it a try. Thanks! Crazy stupid oral fixation.
I haven't tried it yet, I wonder if there's a bitey IPA version. I've always loved that little extra punch to the throat, smoked menthols for the same reason. (Still vape, but just regular-ass menthol, not... peach cobbler or whatever). May be woth a shot.
A picture of my workbench (messy with wires and slligator clips) with the focus being on a black project box with a sticker that says "JuiceBox" on it. It's got a green power light to the left and a power switch to the right, with 4 clip terminals in the center, left to right, +5V, ground, ground, +12V. There's an illuminated blue LED plugged into the +5V clip (with a resistor on it of course, in case anyone wants to get stupid about it), just sittin' there and doing its thing. It's been one of the most useful and reliable tools I've made, a simple DC bench power supply, cobbled together with spare parts.
I built this simple little bench power supply sometime back in the mid-aughts, still serving me well. Just a 12V DC power supply that runs through a 7805. Can only pump out up to 1A, but that's fine for 95% of what I do. May make a JuiceBox Sr. one day that can do 2.5A and use a DC-DC converter.
An absolutely, horrendously messy workbench with circuit boards and tools all over the place for a SINGLE project that I don't know will even work, keeps blowing up. Surprisingly, I know where most everything is.
You wouldn't believe just how much I have in common with Wile E.! XD
Here's me working on ONE project on the workbench that probably won't end up working (maybe). I don't fall off many cliffs but I DO frequently injure myself, blow things up and run into walls. 🤣
My friends have been very supportive but I have an addictive personality and need to replace it with something less damaging. Maybe something like extra fizzy flavored water, something to hit me in the throat.
...I may be completely misunderstanding the post though. 🫠
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Had to cut way back for money, and elevated liver enzyme reasons. :/ I can't cold turkey though. A bit worried about relapse too. Jenn "prescribes" be a high ABV beer or 2 if I've been good, just enough to slap the sympathetic nervous system around and loosen the tightly wound anxiety coil.
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A buffed grumpy bear gazes to the viewer after creating a storm cloud raining hearts just like his belly. The little cloud produces lighting.
Grompy Bear
I insist they're the best asset one can have. 🫶
I wasn't prepared for #portfolioDay, but he was..
#LennoxLancer🐭📸
A silhouette illustration of a taller man holding a box above a child's head, out of reach. The kid clearly appears to want the box badly. This appears on a pack of Duracell CR2032 coin cell batteries.
Hey kid, I know you really want this battery loot crate, huh? Only 800 Dura-Bux! Probably 1-3V, but MIGHT be 12V! You might even get a shiny rare lithium cell!
A box of smoked gouda Cheez-Its, several slices of smoked gouda, and a few slices of American cheese to act as cheese glue to keep the Cheez-Its wrangled.
A smoked gouda grilled cheese sandwich stuffed with smokes gouda Cheez-Its and some American singles to glue it all together.
Smoked Gouda Grilled Cheez-It sandwich². May garnish with a single chicken nugget and little plastic sword or real sword. Or double-decker it and never poop again. Also still the sword. Dip in au jus? Pour gravy on it?
These are important things you'll need to learn for the wellbeing of your new tick-vacuum.
youtu.be/L4ttVP2cyK4
GIVE HIM A GRAPE. NOW!
Please do! I'm testing the Double-Gouda tonight.
A gouga, American cheese and extra toasty grilled cheese sandwich on Texas toast, during assembly.
A gouga, American cheese and extra toasty grilled cheese sandwich on Texas toast, completed.
How'd I not think of this yet? I JUST ran out of smoked gouda cheez-its too. Coulda' (and absolutely will) double-gouda my next one.