What an idiotic thing to say. Seriously. Wow... have you ever considered applying to be Director of the FBI?

So when people say - I don't know my ass from my Elbow, they're wrong. Dead wrong.

A pop group came up to me - Brits; all Big Strong Guys, all cryin'. except for one; he wasn't cryin'. And i said - What's up? Why aren't you cryin' like the other BSGs? And he said: "Sir, one day like this a year, with you, will serve me right". Which I thought was beautiful.
#Elbow #Trump

President #Trump , said some beautiful things about me today, and I'm deeply honoured. And if he asked me to supply a packet of ... jizz, to seed the stars, I'd certainly oblige. I've put myself on permanent stand-by, and can produce the goods anytime, anywhere, 24/7.
God Bless The USA.

#Hegseth

... Because Pete's TOUGH, see? He's a tough guy. But he's also gentle, when he has to be. When he has to be, he can be like a film of oil that covers the sea and makes it calm, see? I call that Calming the Angry Sea. So, all that is why it would be Pete's jizz-packet I'd send to the stars.
#Trump

A big strong man (Tears etc) asked me today: "Sir, if you could build a space-rocket to send one - just ONE - man's ejaculant out to the stars, who's would it be?" And I thought about it for a minute and without hesitation said: Pete Hagratty. And that's a FACT. You can print that.

#Trump #Hegarty

REPORTER: Sir, how do you respond to those who say you're an alcoholic?

PATEL: How do I respond? How do YOU respond when experts say your pussy's sees more traffic than the Hudson tunnel on Labour Day? And it's startin to leak?

#TRUMP: Can't answer, can you? Because it's true. Great answer Kash.

I thought Director Patel did a great job - Funny, incisive and tough; he really put you guys in your place.

#KashPatel

REP1: Sir, do you worry that your drinking might embolden America's Bad Guys?
PATEL: No. D'you ever worry that your Mum fucks pigs?
REP2: Sir, have you ever considered attending AA?
PATEL: No. Has your Dad ever considered attending Pig's Dick-Suckers Anon?
REP2: No
PATEL:No? He should

#Trump #Patel

His kindness and his compassion will be his undoing; he's just too good for this nasty world.

Haha, good one! :)

Sue Yahoo too....... that's poetry.

Never saw J Edgar. Hoover doin' that.

He probably charges them (Nothing's free in #Trump World)

They're full of shit (Like all guts)

#TRUMP: Gentlemen, what we have here is a situation. That is why we're meeting in the Situation Room. The facts of this situation are not clear at the moment; nor is it clear what the broad outline of it is; just that It's a very serious situation. So let's get serious.
Marco? Over to you.

... And to those who would criticize our great President, I say this: Don't criticize him until you've walked a mile in his diaper; Becau... <<< that should be "shoes"; some fucker's changed that; a mile in his SHOES. Some traitorous SOB's changed the script.
#Trump

Tell me again about The Concept, Donny. Tell me about how America's gonna kick those Iranian bums' asses?

#Trump

"A crime took place in America today. A crime so horrible and upsetting for the American people, i can hardly bear to speak about it. A crime that could be seen, in a way, as an assasination attempt on your great president. By a dog. A disgusting dog. And owner. Watch this video".
#Trump

Only one way to remove him - An intervention. With lead. Hegseth too.

"Home of the Brave" - Ha! :(

... ditto Hegseth.

Who knows. But I'll bet you there are military men with access to the horrible fucker who know the best thing they could do for America and the world is put a bullet in his gorgeously coiffed little head...
#Trump

He's *thinking* it though.

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It's a pose.
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It's called the "Power Stance". Popular (for a while) with small-willied clowns.
#Trump

It's deliberate: The *ahem* "Power Stance". Give it a few days and they'll all be doing it.

The "Power Stance". Popular in the UK with inadequates, for a while (It didn't last)

#Trump