Choke on it, Tucker.

Some candidates need to drop out. We need to narrow the field. Ending up with a republican governor is not an option. I literally don't care which democrat becomes governor (except Mahan who has some ads paid for by Rick Caruso. Dude must be a DINO)

Gee...it's almost as if people who make more money are able to spend more money and stimulate the economy. Go figure. Also...if you like your fries crispy, you can ask for them well done at In N Out.

To be fair, he makes it easy. But yes, they are surprisingly good at it.

He didn't write this one. Too coherent.

Fuck a War Powers resolution. Impeach him and invoke the 25th.

Let's face it. Politicians are a bunch of cowards. No one is actually doing anything to stop this guy.

It's because we hate joy. J/K. More like the fact that he doesn't own the White House.

My guess, Putin has the Epstein files and they're all in there. Blackmail.

He needed to go potty

I'll be watching Crunchyroll, as usual.

I kinda feel like Native Americans should be kicking the rest of us out, honestly.

He didn't write this one. I've noticed when it's signed DJT, it's not him. An aide maybe.

Cool. Now every time I need to buy groceries or gas, I'll be reminded whose fault it is that everything is so expensive.

Really enjoyed this! I wouldn't have guessed that it had little to no editing. It flows really nicely and I can visualize it easily.

My dudes. They're in line. Water makes you have to pee. You don't want to have to pee while you're in line.

Now it makes sense. If you wear a wig or a toupee, wind is your arch enemy.

Kinda looks like it was a financial enrichment choice for him and his buddies, too.

The disease is in the White House, but okay.

a woman in a green hat holds a pie in her hand ALT: a woman in a green hat holds a pie in her hand

This would be a great gift for him.

Are they 12?

He's getting make-up tips from you know who.

Those poor dogs are going to need rabies shots now.

If they want to look for human trafficking, they should be looking in the Epstein files.

It's the Cosplay Commandos!

I believe they also get paid more than TSA.

He's projecting what people will be saying about him when he dies.

Awww...look how little he is.

Yeah. You totally cannot wear a blue potato sack to a restaurant.

You need more than just an ID to register if this thing passes, you dummy.