Tick-borne disease awareness themed bike party where we all check one another at the end

Coworkers love to say they don’t like having kids

Left work early to mow

Haven’t done any work at my job today. But I have looked at a lot of maps and satellite images and planned a canoe trip and a bike trip.

I could beat up every ford bronco driver

Oak tree with branches that forked and then grew back together making a closed loop. Then they forked again

Found a tree yesterday that had branches grown into a loop

They should make it so all the white NBA players are on the Boston Celtics

Brother in law got his sanitary lateral replaced and has tasked me with watering the grass seed on the backfilled trench while he is out of town. Been torturing him with pictures of me blowing dandelion fluff all over the place all week.

Meridian Kessler neighborhood association president has a George tornado sign in their yard

First pic is looking south from the 52nd street canal bridge. Rocky ripple is a town.

We needed this rain

If I had a Time Machine I would kill the guy who invented golf. And then the Apple engineer who decided Time Machine gets auto capitalized.

Go get this

One of those sad commercials showing hungry troops with their malnourished malaise and it’s playing that “in the arms of the angels” song. And a voiceover says “for just $2 a day you can make sure our brave soldiers get burger” and then there is a 1-800 number to call

Hey man I’m not peeing in the cemetery. I’m standing in the cemetery and peeing out of it at the edge. Important distinction.

I’m glad I got all this fertilizer stockpiled before the war in Iran raised the prices

here's a tip if you need to get rid of a car: go to a boat ramp at night and get it aimed at the ramp from as far back as you can get and put a brick on the accelerator. and send me a video of it

I have spoken in real life to more than half of the Indianapolis city councilors and with one (1) exception they are all stupid losers.

I like it because now there are pits on either side of the canal where buildings never materialized. It’s balanced

Let’s switch up the Al gore rhythm

We could use a good rain

If you lift weights in an alley it actually makes you stronger than if you did the same weight/same reps inside a gym

Lotta other issues aside - $295,000,000.00 worth of bulldozers is an INSANE amount of equipment. Those operators must be ass to need that many pieces. We all saw the power of a komatsu d355 in that one video and those are like 40 grand.

I like when he leaves me voicemails and my phone transcribes him as George tornado

Oh RFK cut a raccoons penis off? Big deal. I hit one with a freightliner t880 once.

I have never been to Starbucks

Do one with the cone guy

where can one find the PBR pickle beer in indy

When it comes to getting bread I got the keys to the bakery

Am I medicated? Yes. Medicated on original strength body powder with 0.15% menthol