Uuuuuuuuuuudoh

In an alternate universe where nfts never died, I like to imagine we’d be hearing Carmelo Anthony telling us how ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape at halftime

yeah I've been saying all season that the Nuggets play every game under MARIO KART rubber-banding rules, no matter how big a lead they have, the Blue Shell always comes to get them

Antoine Walker-ass game so far for the nuggets

And then drunkenly trying to remember the name of that one robot in Star Wars

NBC: excellent, the famously stoic Tim Duncan is here. Let’s cut to him after every Wemby bucket for what’s sure to be an emotional reaction

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

the ideal nuggets fan experience

According to the Elias Stats Bureau, the Bobcats never even lost one Play-In game

Actually that’s exactly what happened

Families in Tehran are taping up their windows and sleeping together in rooms away from the glass. Their buildings have already been shaken by nightly explosions from the most sustained bombing in the capital since the eight years of the Iran-Iraq war. Some are rushing to buy generators, concerned that new attacks could cause critical services like electricity and water to unravel. The bombings and threats have left many Iranians living in fear not only of their own government, which killed thousands of people in a crackdown on protesters early this year, but their would-be American rescuers, who pledged at the beginning of the war to create the conditions for their government to fall. A 43-year-old woman living in Tehran and undergoing treatment for breast cancer said she worried what intensified attacks on infrastructure could mean for her healthcare.

We are terrorizing an entire country.

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And with an early afternoon time slot! It feels like they rarely win those

Looks like the best player alive to me

a screenshot of a google search for kevin pelton returning a erroneous result for the name "Kevin Patton"

congrats to him on his new ... name?

In an effort to get back to their great play earlier this season, they’ve instead opted to see multiple rotation players get injured

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Milk requested by a based son at every restaurant. I watched cheeseburgers ordered instead of sushi. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

And I thought last year’s team was frustrating

how many dudes are going to chipotle ordering double meat and thinking “I wish this had more protein” every day do you think? Feels like a lot

This game is giving me a coronary

You should be allowed, oh I don’t know, maybe 20 challenges when you play the lakers

I just don’t get why she would need to “understand” what 24 times 7 is

Our story @chicagotribune.com: Chicago teen Ofelia Torres, whose father was detained by ICE while she fought cancer, dies. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/14/c...

makes me think about this Adam silver announcement from three years ago and how now we all scan ourselves into highlights on the nba app every day www.nba.com/news/adam-si...

Hopefully it’s as significant as the NBA App development he announced three years ago www.nba.com/news/adam-si...

Boys
Beatles
Floyd
Zep

The funniest thing about the Nuggets this year is that Michael Malone and Calvin Booth were both right

“This city edition pays tribute to The Predator, as it shows fans how their team would look through its thermal vision”

What is with these uniforms

But seriously I really do appreciate your updates here