Your Natalie Portman Boyfriend name is the last person who insulted you on the beach and what you'd least like to happen to the economy

that's just friendslop you only like it because- *remembers the greatest thing in this universe is forming strong meaningful bonds with others* i'm sorry

hes no longer the magyor he can be the prime mignister

lmao bye bozo don't come back

THE MOON IN THE FUCKING SKY?????

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

discourse discourse, discourse discourse discourse discourse. discourse discourse discourse. discourse, discourse discourse, discourse discourse discourse discourse discourse discourse discourse.

it's called screaming

taking a general chemistry course to learn how to ferment human waste into a hallucinogenic drug.

gen chem for jenkem.

satyr fried rice. is this anything

were just normal men. were just innocent men

hachikō might not be the most influential dog that ever there was but he definitely is in the running for best boy in history

abu dubai

man. this campist propaganda business might work on me idk man

An image featuring three depictions of the Pilsbury Doughboy, and one of Margaret Thatcher. They are captioned as follows: He is risen! Happy Easter! He is not! Happy Passover! He is off limits until sundown! Happy Ramadan! She will never rise again! Happy Margaret Thatcher Death Day!

Realer ones remember when they all overlapped with Margaret Thatcher's Deathiversary in 2023

haha this war is so necessary and definitely not a blood thirsty money and racism fueled grudge war woohoo

see this is what sarcasm sounds like

Israel attacks major Iranian petrochemical site after Trump's infrastructure threats Israel claims the site produces half of Iran's petrochemical output. The Israeli attack follows Donald Trump threatening more US attacks if the Strait of Hormuz is not open by Tuesday.

www.bbc.com/news/live/c5...
clearly the us and israel are threatened by the possibility of iran producing funko pops

"Debunking MSG, $20 Strawberries & Nutella

ann reardon makes good videos but her titles are hilarious. IM DEBUNKING MSG IT DOESNT EXIST NUTELLA IS FAKE NO STRAWBERRIES HAVE EVER BEEN SOLD FOR $20

did panda bear do something???

me: "i wonder why im dissociative"
the does-the-thinking-for-you machine: "man idk it could be anything lol"

its trans day of visibility or as i like to call it "im going topless and you can't stop me"

i think this is what the younguns might call "stream sniping"

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

When your dog is a Disney Princess.

LOOK AT THIS BEAVER CHILD RIGHT NOW!!!

no one will know i have the anxiety shakes if i’m doing jazz hands

fair point fair point

i think he was in a movie or something? im not sure

just some dude