Chicago equivalent. Gotta up my game, clearly.

Album rules

Today a local florist asked me to carry a 100+ lb flower pot to the alley. And for some reason I did.

Saw a delivery robot racing a kid on an electric ride-on car. The future is here.

roomba ass chair

Asking if the toilets work during a power outage

Would have been cool to see them on the day they were posted, but ah whatever

How do they ensure these folks have never seen Ryan Perez in Lords of Synth?

Explaining Rotten Tomatoes to my 6-year-old son

@thesloppyboys.bsky.social

Telling the staff maintaining the cold brew kegs at work “thank you for your service”

Whole squad checking out the adult magazine section at Hudson News

It’s why I go to Johnnie Brown’s

@pftompkins.bsky.social 13 years late

Somewhat related was the movie concept of “what if babies could talk?”

That “Hound Dog” cover…woof

but it’s the only way to make a haircut manly

Even in these trying times, I never forget to pay my monthly dues to YKS

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I love waiting for Copilot to read my email before I can see it

This’ll be my 5yo’s favorite song for at least a week

the perfect crisp. and they showed me that chicken shawarma sandwiches need pickles

hell yeah falafel & grill waffle fries

My single issues is the price of ribeye

this is what woke 2 does to a person

Subscribed! Pieces like these help reassure me that I’m not going crazy.

This might be the only job a cousin of mine is qualified for

Many wonder whether a Bears victory will rise from the ashes.

“Local man swears eating Small Cheval brings Bears good luck. Vows to visit every location in single afternoon to boost team’s chances.”