Celebrity ‘The Chase’ with bands as the contestants

Stockhausen died in 2007 which means he had plenty of opportunity to hear Autechre. I wonder did he like them?

I’m good, that was just after the penalties with Czechia…

*sigh*

Cherry Diet Coke makes me absurdly happy. There’s something in it, isn’t there?

Yes… unfortunately

Straight in the gob in one go. How else?

I would pay well for Google Maps if they introduced an “Avoid Speed Bumps” option

You know when you’ve heard an album so many times you legitimately forget how bloody good it is? Kraftwerk’s Minimum Maximum is 22 years old, it’s been a while since I’ve listened but massively enjoying it right now

I don’t often hear people talk about “Again” by Colder. It’s 23 years old this year, and it’s an outstanding album.

What time is it?
ChatGPT “It’s not 3:22am – it’s 9:36pm”

I hope the guy from Crash Test Dummies doesn’t mind if I sing his song an octave higher

If the internet is anything to go by, it seems the sole purpose of Dark Side of the Moon is to discuss different pressings and relative quality, instead of listening to the songs

I find it funny in family photos, it’s like everyone is trying to cram into a tiny box the size of an actual photo whereas they could just stand there relaxed

I love how people crouch and huddle together in photos that would fit another 50 people

Walking along the road and giving all the drivers I see a thumbs down to let them know that I won't be requiring their hitch-hiking services at this time.

Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers - Chinese Rocks. Live: UK 1977 Anarchy Tour. Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers - Chinese Rocks. Live: UK 1977 Anarchy Tour.

Anyone know the venue and date?

A genuine excerpt of ChatGPT’s response to a question about Harmonia’s back catalogue

I just knocked over a butter dish in a dream and the noise woke me up

The Fast Show live in Dublin tonight was great. They got through almost every character and catchphrase except Unlucky Alf. Forgot the poor bastard. Bugger.

It’s excellent

I just snoze

When they hit two triple-20s, it’s handy the way the make the target much bigger to allow them hit the third one more easily

Important we never forget the true meaning of Christmas, which is stuffing yourself full of shite

Unbelievable darts by Hood there

Some users on setlist fm who log the gigs they were at are either very dishonest or very rich

Flies are so fast at dodging being swatted but I love how moths are the total opposite, you can ring a bell shouting "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!" and announce loudly to the moth, move the swatter slowly in its direction, warn it by waving your hands around, and then just get it anyway.

Saw them do this live in Dublin years ago, love it