I'm good still, just gave myself some extra work to do with meds and hypersleepy, good lookin' out brother :)

you think I'm gonna pay the price. I am that's how much it costs

got my ass beat for lickkng this dude's ice cream paint job

ill know we have the juice when Lord British, aka Richard Garriot, is here

my doctor gave me this pill sample that makes stuff on TV come out of the tv and talk to you, dude is pretty cool

mm hm

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that's a really good point, using fuels sequestered for millions of years and sequestering first-generation carbon sinks are not even comparable really

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*nervously* I wonder when my Natty Daddy will be home with his cigarettes, I hope it's soon

I've said some things in the past two weeks to health professionals about the new reality, at least four, that should have been countered with encouraging a more centered approach at minimum, that were all either agreed with or covertly agreed with by silence

like i didn't really expect it but it's a little like having happy chills

I am so fucked up right now from three vaccines and five vials of blood removed, it's kind of wild

A long hero filled with boiled eggs and some sauce on the side. Bound to have fartastrophic results

I had to see it so now you do too

Now if the rest of you would poney up to the Fairbanks community food bank we might be able to repay our debt to society if we also renounce our Nazi ties.

uh no bro why would we have a threesome on the golf course

the questionnaires to register for my physical really put together a good story. anyhow ill see you when they let me out again

drunk me: I should text my ex and eat an entire pizza

high me: we are all made of the same stuff as stars, thus every human interaction is as significant as a collision between two galaxies, destructive, unstoppable and infinitely beautiful. I should eat this entire pizza

9/11 was an inside job to thwart the rising popularity of nü-metal.

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brak from space ghost. he's brak

lots of new folks here so i put together a starter brak

why is that pirate thing going on in the middle of the rest of it

SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical

ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk

KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity

ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

I still say if someone told me to and did all the work I'd just accept it, but I think it wouldn't be fully genuine

wish I still lived out there in the legal weed era, but at least it's legal up here too

fuck. fuck it, I'm ready to go
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levitating off the floor in a prone position (I'm in a bed)

my son keeps begging for us to let him learn how to code but i keep refusing. no good can come of it

it's unlike anything else, I don't know how to explain it right to people anywhere else