At this point maybe its best we just rename it Schrödinger's Strait

Brutal 💀

Very much this

And its the Pope coming in from the top rope for another hit!

I think so

Vance admits that Trump’s blockade is an act of economic terrorism against the entire world.

Old white man complaining about lack of teen pregnancy?...Sounds like someone whose name might appear in Epstein files?

Interesting to note that Palantir's owner, Peter Thiel provided 💰💰💰to further JD Vance's political career.

Weekend Update - SNL UK

Welp.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

Lee on Epstein Files: We’re not going to stop “bitching” about this.

Why is somebody who has a lot of money able to buy this much protection? Why should you be able to get away with heinous crimes like this if you’re a president, a prince, or a CEO?

Fuck me! The FBI can find paedophiles in Australia but not in the White House?

How does that work?

Don’t let this go by unnoticed

And Nero fiddled as Rome burned

134 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 134 years the problem has only gotten worse.

Got my hopes up, thought JFK Jr had been eaten by a shark

The Coalition “Cosplay; It’s in our DNA”

And they shall be referred to as PedoDollars

This is probably the least surprising piece of news ever.

I’ll say the term ‘expert’ in the media is doing a fuck-ton of heavy lifting in this current Trump created Middle East crisis. For reference fuck-ton is substantially more than a shit-load

Another lie easily fact-checked

Dry south classified as medium-scale adverse event The Government has classified the drought conditions in Southland and Clutha and Queenstown Lakes districts as a medium-scale adverse event, acknowledging the challenging conditions facing farmers and...

Its a good thing Southland isn't heavily reliant on farming and been facing drought conditions and water restrictions recently that they have abundant water to just give away...oh wait.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Not gonna lie, I find this funny as fuck.

The moment he looks down and see's he's put of the previous admins' Sec Of States shoes...and realises he'll never fill them

Really? So Next of kin waiting to find out if their loved one is in the 'ballpark' then? I'm going out on a limb here, I reckon the real number is significantly higher hence why they ain't admitting shit!

Holy cow this is blistering 🔥

NZ Herald really downplaying the double tap operation on an elementary school, mass burning of the cities and temples, over thousand casualties so far, destruction of desalination plants that Iranians rely on for water etc.

Wouldn't expect anything less from this lot

Maybe an alternative headline would be 'Israeli's find novel ways to try block out consequences of war they helped initiate'