I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Peace of the World Is in the Hands of a Former DOGE Goon The former Elon Musk recruit is now advising the president on his ambition to remake the Gaza Strip.

One of Elon Musk’s former DOGE recruits has been elevated to the controversial board Donald Trump set up to advance his dream of turning Gaza into the “Riviera of the Middle East.”

The raise would be great, but transit, vibes, and bistros with decent wine lists within walking distance would get me calling UHaul.

The thread we all need right now. Whatever you do, don't skip the alt-text.

NEW STUDY: Media coverage of violence against women has reached an all-time low — at only 1.3% of total coverage.

This, at the height of the Epstein scandal.

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His wife is going to murder him.

Uh, is he just ignoring the towers between Danforth and the station that have been there for years? And are towers uglier than another strip mall or driving range (RIP)?

Pierre PoiLIEvre and Andrew Scheer are about to self combust. 😂🍿🥤

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"Bonnet ornament" is a fantastic insult.

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The Carol Shields Prize for Fiction, the world’s largest English-language literary prize for women and non-binary writers, has announced its shortlist. Read the full story here: https://bit.ly/4cnyUON

These mooks want to kill us all.

Listen to Amanda Ungaro. Protect her at all costs.

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... • © • 39m The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t.

You dumb chucklefuck.

Flood the zone.

The Dishonest Online Campaign to Support Alberta Separatism | The Tyee A research group raises red flags about foreign interference in the province’s independence referendum.

A network of 20 inauthentic YouTube accounts has racked up nearly 40 million views by peddling lies, grievance, division and narratives normalizing the prospect of Alberta’s secession and annexation by the United States. @charlesrusnell.bsky.social reports. #abpoli

There's a trend here.

At least Martinook redeemed himself.

And yes, the Nuge is only 14...and you get off MY lawn, you young whippersnapper.

Explaining what happened in Carolina: Plus: Which teams should panic? Everyone’s talking about what went down in Carolina. We're here to explain it all.

Red Light newsletter: What the hell just happened in Carolina?

- Explaining the rulebook oddities from last night

- Putting all the trailing teams into panic tiers, from not-so-bad to Penguins

- Lessons from the playoff prediction contest

- Trivia, links and more

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Doug Ford LIED in a Q&A with reporters, saying that Mark Carney just bought a fleet of jets for his MP's to fly across Canada
A TOTAL LIE
I fact checked

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It's the position of the hands that's critical here.

There's an assumption here that Patel has a reputation worth protecting.

My kid lived in a concrete cell dorm room for his first year. The only time he met other students was outside during fire drills.

Less than ideal.

Hey, a friend does much the same for an NHL team...

I'm sure she's lovely and brilliant and everything but I am not paying $175 to go to a breakfast with the PMs wife.

You know all those trade deals the US was gonna sign?

Yeah, Canada did it instead.

EWW.

Justices to Hear Case on Catholic Preschools That Reject Children of Gay Parents

Repugnant.

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