Elon Musk tried to be real-life Tony Stark by fucking around w/ ai & trying to go to space like Reed Richards and instead he’s just become Hank Pym, the abusive ex-husband who will always be remembered as the creator of Ultron but for sex predators. What a revoltin’ development.
There’s such a thing as too metal.
I assume he’s late because they’re figuring out a new form of corruption
we’re forming a team 😎😎😎
Democrats are leaking photos feom Epstein Island
Who the fuck keeps a photo like this on their desk?
Gov. Greg Abbott sits beside Turning Point USA representatives at an outdoor press event, announcing a partnership to expand TPUSA chapters to every Texas high school.
Parents don’t want politics in their schools, Greg.
He referenced it on Weekend Update and did a dead-joke and I can’t even remember the rest of it because…who cares anymore? He’s just parody of himself. But not snl parody. He’s like something you’d see on The Boys.
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.
Y’ever think, “I’d be criminally insane or dead were it not for this hand computer I got from child labor”? No? Me either. Good talk. Go sports.
Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this.
You're welcome
This was the first movie to successfully clone its actors for stunt purposes. None of them made it through production alive. That’s why the Lost World only features Ian Malcolm as Jeff Goldblum cannot killed.
Now make God Laugh.
It’s hard to insult maga’s intelligence any more than the US Department of Energy already is.
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youtube.com/watch?v=Mwu3...
Twitter misses yelling at us.
Unmask ICE.
Our alliance with Ukraine kept us informed about the latest military technology. It’s important for the Chinese to understand that we no longer care about any of that.
by Elbridge Colby
Senator Brad Lander sounds phenomenal to me.
If you watch the video of Brad Lander being arrested, it’s very clear who is assaulting whom.
screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."
he's right and he's right to say it
Wow! I sure feel both freer and safer!
An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
What an absolute shit show.
