Another tip: doesn’t work with every surgery, but some have reserved appts that are bookable by 111 triage staff. So if you can’t do the 8am dance, try 111.

Congratulations to Pope Leo XIV, confirming at last that Deep Dish beats Italian every time.

#NewPope #PizzaWarsColonNewPope

2 cans and a string?

Luxury!

In my day we communicated across valleys with a complicated system of whistles.

Kneecap: Sharon Osbourne calls for US visas to be revoked after Coachella - BBC News Kneecap performed at a music festival in California where they ended their set with pro-Palestinian messages.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is the same Sharon Osbourne (a UK citizen) who repped Mötorhead back in the day.

The same Mötorhead who performed this: genius.com/Motorhead-ju...

Standard for Virgin Media, email me 5 days after I paid them saying I have a debt, probably because their internal systems are shit.

Voyager 1 has 60kb of memory, an 8-track tape and runs on Fortran. It has come up close and personal with every planet in our solar system and also Pluto (heh)

So why the fuck do I need to download megabytes of JavaScript just to read a webpage.

Did nobody in your showing throw a frozen chicken?

I was actually more productive when I was woke up early than stayed up late. I have an easier life now, but those golden hours when you can do work without people distracting you can be amazing (as long as you can finish in the early afternoon)

Pluto isn’t a planet though Ian

“Men continue to let Women take on the work of raising a family so that they can have a big important job”

There’s loads of weird shit in that auction… I found a life size model of Concorde!

Exhibition Hall Mannequin hands A large collection of mannequin hands, various materials includi Bid Live on Lot 1063 in the The Flambards Sale Auction from Lay's Auctioneers.

www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auctio...

If the US wants to play that game, we can just tell Martin Baker to stop selling them ejection seats. Fighter planes you can’t eject from won’t be a popular buy 😂

R.e 2 - Technically I think he was cornered by the independent solicitor charged by the court with taking possession of his devices prior to discovery. Rippling only initiated that process.

They cover the area I grew up in. I used your referral code.

Why do all these people have depression we ask as we create systems designed to make their lives as insecure as possible.

The population of Ireland is only a little over twice the size of the US Military, so I’m assuming that everyone 18-65 years will need to be conscripted.

Luke, Leia and Han would all be played by white actors...

Duh!

At Paul Downey's age it's not narcolepsy he's just tired. 🤣

This is somehow worse than when we saw Priti with a "Home Secretary" body warmer on raids. At least then they blurred out the victims.

Luckily you can just read the book. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Ha...

Today in 1943 Yugoslav resistance fighter Lepa Radić was killed by the Nazis. Unbroken after days of torture she was given a final chance on the gallows to give up her comrades.

She said "I'm no traitor. You'll know them when they come for you, to the last man."

She was 17

I think you should have a conversation with your parents about them moving the cross to the basement.

(This and the Reddit post on Spott edOnRightMove where I first saw it are just kink shaming. People should be allowed to have as many St Andrews Crosses as they want in their own house)

Yeah. I'm sleeping with protection from now on.

Would be a good place to put a light up dance floor...

I mentioned the name of the procedure to my wife and she knew _all_ about this 😳

Well we are financing a poop tube three buses wide under London that opens this year, so at least we’ll have an easy way to deal with any further shit Thames emails out.

Send me a link, I just want to check it’s not my mum bidding 😂

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21 January 1924.
The death of Vladimir Lenin. The birth of Benny Hill.