It's time for another round of everyone's FAVOURITE quiz: Drunkie, Junky, Psycho, Pedo!

This week's contestants are a team from Washington D.C.

Let's play the first round:
Maaaaaaim that roadKILL!

Met a girl who works at an abattoir.

She's a stunner…

You are 100% correct, of course.

Poe's Law will never die.

a crowd of people cheering in a stadium with #gavacam written on the bottom Alt: a crowd of people cheering in a stadium

G'wan, stick it in there. Twist it! Yeah!

I want points from @davidwhitney.co.uk for that one.

The purpose of a system is what it does.

The Telegraph is not a decent paper.

It is a petty hate machine.

(©Trent Reznor 1989, almost)

(Not to be taken literally, FAOD, but ye gods and little fishes...)

I'm fine with this. I think I've had enough.

Oh goddamit. I did check the comments, but I missed this one. 😢

Actually, András, I think you will find YOUR hovercraft is full of eels.

The time now is NaN:NaN and Stack Overflow Exception.

The time now is 11:05 and -5492644⁷ seconds.

CSS is DOOMed

Tomorrow I will be the special guest on WeAreDevelopers Live 🎙️ where I will talk about my latest project: DOOM but fully rendered using CSS.

www.wearedevelopers.com/en/live

Tuning in… Glorious anachronism.

If they can get guests with this quality of stuff to talk about, it must have been a very slow week when they had me on…

I will be tuning in for this! 100% my bag. Dumb/awesome things in code, just because.

Newspaper headline: "COMICS: Some are being taken seriously"

Grafitti on dark brickwork that reads "WHO DAT DARE", underlined

Eagles mate, it's eagles.

"I'm a racist" is more succinct and would have saved him some effort typing.

As someone who regularly goes to an event called Swordpunk, I have mixed feelings about this idea...

I was reading The Oxford Dictionary Of Anecdotes at the time, I feel I should get some leeway...

Ya done fucked up then.

Screenshot of a tweet responding to another tweet. @SketchesbyBoze writes "In Fahrenheit 451, the abolition of reading began with tech companies simplifying books into summaries that you could read in five minutes. Because people no longer engaged with the texts, they forgot how to think.Then came the book-burnings." Quote tweeting a tweet by @AntonJaegermm "Very cool how every piece of digital technology is now purposively designed to breed illiteracy" Attached to that tweet is a document or image we can't see. instead we see a pop up that reads "This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.”

“This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.” HELL NO.

3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

xkcd.com/3234/

This duck identifies as a goose, and I approve.

Yes, but also, the way a hammer is made matters.

It's great at forcing nails into wood, and - depending on type - removing them, but if it was made with slave labour, fuck that hammer.

There's only one good Halford in my very humble opinion, but the location isn't often convenient.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

A wallpaper scraper with a smiley face drawn on the blade

People say they hate content scrapers, but how can you hate on this happy lil guy?