i feel like this game is moving at 2x speed wtf

and a massive horse cock to boot

if svech stankoven he would have scored smh

what a gol! scored by.. ugh

i can’t wait for Deslauriers to beat zadorovs face into the ice

no, tripp. that was boarding. that was not clean.

nice #carolinaculture

i just got the urge to say “the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the force” and i don’t know who to say this to, nor if it’s been said before.

The #GoKingsGo are reportedly trading veteran forward Corey Perry back to the #GoBolts. The return is a 2nd-round draft pick.

Other news here: offsidenewsco.com

bussi and seth of course

next stop: shoulder surgery

right shoulder MRI summary
- Chronic labral tear
- Paralabral cyst (1.2 cm)
- Chronic shoulder instability
- Chronic tendinopathy in two rotator cuff tendons
- Bone spurs and cyst-like changes are present in
the shoulder socket.

the names Tye. Kar Tye

i’ll hit the bottom just to feel the ground

my thoughts exactly. and the last piece of the puzzle must be happy in the O zone. depending how you interpret O zone of course

what’s next? toppy in the D zone?

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they should have just played a loud fart noise when they announced the US players

Brandon Bussi is No. 5 in Vezina odds according to BetOnline.ag

me too, bag

god fucking no. bitch ass boy

fellow heathenistic atheist canes fan. i shall follow you lmao

pam bondi looks like she’s wearing someone else’s face

“why don’t you like being sober don’t you love being able to think clearly?” i have bpd and MDDP, thinking clearly isn’t even on the table.

mike does that pepsi say maple cola

Hmm. The US is giving $10 billion in taxpayer dollars, not appropriated by Congress, to a fake board set up by the President and which he put himself in charge of *for life*... seems very, very illegal.

well you should try to cut it into slices, not eat it whole silly

Stop stop I like her already.

I somehow missed this from earlier, but absolutely hell yeah. Mixed Doubles curling was amazing, and I'm super excited to watch the team events in the coming days!

one of the worst parts about throwing away all of my friends and isolating myself is i don’t have anyone to show my lyrics to. far too personal for a casual friend. since last night thats 3 of the darkest and most emotional songs ive ever written. more than hours ive slept in the last 2 days