first skeet of 2026
Posts by Jo King βπ
The genre of movies where people are mean to John Candy π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯οΏΌ
I low key love talking to the void +1 LA oomf +1 Chicago oomf now that nobody uses this app anymore
MEEEE with my Botox for migraines πππ y'all got about a two week window of me emoting down before I HAVE to go back
IT'S TURKEY LURKEY TIME DIVAAAAAAA
I'm like hey what's up hello
At that point just use ur hands
whatever happened to telling stories in chronological order?
if being judged on your performance was never a part of your grade.........,... that's crazy
being a bisexual doesn't make me half straight it makes me double gay
π
Fuck you and your daddy
I did my first pageant this past Thursday and got second place!!! I'm so proud of what me & my friends were able to put forward and can't wait for the future.
wordle today:
imagine hating me and I'm just at home poking my lipedema for fun
just realized that one day, our generation's gourmand vanilla perfumes will become the default "old lady perfume" smell π₯²
no bc why would I care about your opinion of me if you don't even like BeyoncΓ© (you are incorrect and have no taste) π§
#beyhive IT'S TIME
doing Jessie J as Farquaad will never not make me laugh
I crack myself up y'all I accidentally did the Chappell Roan Bitch PointTM
ONLY GOD CAN DO IT
PLEASE ππππ and I'd be sat
This divaaaa