It’s a good thing you were wearing safety glasses

I can see how you might want a steam engine between your tulips

I love that we have claimed steam engines and tulips as gay things

The back trail can get surprisingly busy

It’s not just ok—it’s encouraged

I find that skanking of moderate complexity tends to build strength for future skanking

Thank the gods it’s only turf burn and not terf burn

That is exactly the right amount of

Shaquanda’s Hot Pepper Sauce.

Yeah bro just look at that greasy boner and feel happy for how good it feels

Y’all are living the dream.

Boy next door.

Happy birthday bator bro!

But when the clown lives in your soul, is it even possible to declown?

Nah we just gotta stop undressing you with our mind powers

I didn’t realize that cocktails could be piggy. 🐷

Happy Birthday!

Fiorello would be so proud

Bro it looks like Nosferatu is impressed with your hang

Horny nerds, represent

This bro is your celebrity illusionist.

That was an earthquake, not just an orgasm. Pre shocks and aftershocks

That looks like it would rearrange your guts in a joyful way

What was the toy?

Since this is scheduled for the vernal equinox, Spring is gonna be really sprung this year

Hashtag HR nightmare 😅😂🤣

Ummm sir this is an algebra exam

Dude, if you went one more day you would have ended up with epididymitis from having such full balls. Dear gods that was a lot of cum!

10 stars out of 5! You know there’s a sparkling water flavor for this too, right?