Good luck! 🙌

Tuxedo cat sits on the ledge of a basement window looking into the camera. The window well outside is free from birds because the cat is doing his job.

Birds are trying for some reason to fly into the basement window and the cat is ON THE CASE.

I'm looking forward to seeing how @samreich.bsky.social makes Brennan lose this season.

That’s too funny.

Tuxedo cat sits on the ledge of a basement window looking into the camera. The window well outside is free from birds because the cat is doing his job.

Birds are trying for some reason to fly into the basement window and the cat is ON THE CASE.

Hey. That was supposed to be for Dolly!

Logging in on Monday morning.

Slack: Good morning. Let me open in the same spot you carefully positioned me last time.

Chrome: Hi! Opening where you set me before!

Teams: FUCK YOU. I WILL OPEN WHERE I PLEASE AT A RANDOM SIZE. AND I'M PUTTING THE TOP BAR OFF SCREEN SO YOU CAN'T EASILY MOVE ME.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

My car can do 21kms in just over 5 minutes.

Rockets do it in seconds.

But good for the “Lightning” machine I guess.

Well now how will we get the gravy?

Took me a sec to figure out how you meant that.

Today’s high: 26C (79F)

Monday’s low: -3C (27F)

Ottawa doesn’t get spring. We get random summer days with mostly winter to mostly summer days with random winter.

All of this happens over two to three weeks.

I read the third last word differently at first.

Pearson (YYZ) if you’re ever in Toronto. It’s where Hell Froze Over but it’s still Hell.

Golden Pyrenees lying on her back and biting her own elbow.

Destroyed a stuffie and moved on to her own leg.

Socialism seems to work when the government buys Ford a jet, but doesn’t at all work for a grocery store.

The iPhone keyboard with the M, Backspace, and Return keys highlighted.

Can I also complain about these three buttons being too close together and causing havoc when I type on my phone?

Cat’s bluff was called. Well played, @bsky.app.

Tuxedo cat lying on my leather laptop bag underneath an end table.

The cat is daring Bluesky to say things are forbidden around here.

This reply breaks the new rules I guess.

Verification comes with strings!

RFK did what to Alf???

“I know what I saw” would be a great T Shirt for that work.

Newsflash: Fark CEO requests a golden shower.

If the lawyers want to appeal, the court will allow it for $99 plus a small $500,000,000 convenience fee.

So the Republicans have gone from denying Epstein ties to adovcating for an Epstein Doctrine?

The Arrogant Worms and Captain Tractor versions!

I question to booking of *a* slutty hotel for a school trip of 14 year olds, even if it’s not *the* sluttiest hotel.