Took me a sec to figure out how you meant that.

Today’s high: 26C (79F)

Monday’s low: -3C (27F)

Ottawa doesn’t get spring. We get random summer days with mostly winter to mostly summer days with random winter.

All of this happens over two to three weeks.

I read the third last word differently at first.

Pearson (YYZ) if you’re ever in Toronto. It’s where Hell Froze Over but it’s still Hell.

Golden Pyrenees lying on her back and biting her own elbow.

Destroyed a stuffie and moved on to her own leg.

Socialism seems to work when the government buys Ford a jet, but doesn’t at all work for a grocery store.

The iPhone keyboard with the M, Backspace, and Return keys highlighted.

Can I also complain about these three buttons being too close together and causing havoc when I type on my phone?

Cat’s bluff was called. Well played, @bsky.app.

Tuxedo cat lying on my leather laptop bag underneath an end table.

The cat is daring Bluesky to say things are forbidden around here.

This reply breaks the new rules I guess.

Verification comes with strings!

RFK did what to Alf???

“I know what I saw” would be a great T Shirt for that work.

Newsflash: Fark CEO requests a golden shower.

If the lawyers want to appeal, the court will allow it for $99 plus a small $500,000,000 convenience fee.

So the Republicans have gone from denying Epstein ties to adovcating for an Epstein Doctrine?

The Arrogant Worms and Captain Tractor versions!

I question to booking of *a* slutty hotel for a school trip of 14 year olds, even if it’s not *the* sluttiest hotel.

🥰

Was kidding. :/)

Besides, in Orleans I’m almost on the island already when I need some.

Does this mean you won’t grab me bagels?

I love #cdnpoli.

Not everyone has the experience of doing collections calls for Telus. It's just the way it is.

Her superpower is runflat tires.

After right-clicking on Teams in the taskbar, this photo shows the menu that pops up. It used to have a "Quit Teams" option, but now it is missing as indicated by an arrow pointing to where it used to be.

Right-clicking on the Teams icon in the "hidden icons" area of the system tray now shows the option to Quit Teams. An arrow points to it.

So a few days ago, the "Quit Teams" button went missing from the menu when right-clicking on the taskbar.

And you still can't quit Teams within Teams.

Where did Microsoft put it?

Go into Hidden Icons in your taskbar, open, and then right-click on the tiny Teams icon. It's there.

So annoying.

a robot is sitting on a table with the words `` no disassemble # 5 '' written on it . Alt: Short Circuit clip of #5 (robot) driving. Caption says "No disassemble #5!"

He didn't die. He was disassembled.

I love #cdnpoli.