That article (which I'm not posting either) is going to get people killed. No question about it.

Yesterday I walked past a crowd of 50 or so high schoolers, all of whom, and I do mean ALL, were wearing head-to-toe black or brown. Meanwhile I'm wearing a bomber jacket covered in neon pink pineapples. Never felt so old to be so not boring.

If you ever wanted to hit Clavicular in the face with a hammer but wanted to avoid getting charged with assault and battery, boy have I got good news for you

I interviewed at Hampshire, Goddard, and Marlboro College, where I ended up getting my BA. Those were the three schools on my list. I had no interest in looking at anything else; i knew I wouldn't fit in anywhere else. Soon, none of them will exist anymore. 💀

this isn't correct. a no true scotsman fallacy, suggesting Vance is play-acting his religion (Leo is "actual Christian") because Vance is a fascist (that part's right)

but Christianity & empire have always been entangled. Vance is pulling on a different thread in the tradition, that's all

This was me in my Cassandra era 😭

(the "Trump" in "Christian Nationalism" is silent, but orthographically very, very, very important)

A sleepy greyhound curled up on an armchair while wearing a truly humongous cone of shame.

My dog's cataract surgery went great - now the hard part of recovery starts. Everything would be 80% easier if Cones of Shame came in greyhound-size. This thing is intended to fit a horse, I think.

It's the little things that keep me going

Album - "Awaken, My Love!" YouTube video

Also I see what you did there Mr. Glover and I approve.

Album - Maggot Brain YouTube video

I just want to say that Maggot Brain by Funkadelic is one of my favorite albums of all time. If you're having a shit day you should listen to it. Dopamine for the soul.

"Madrid has the best water in the world" is a statement absolutely no one dares to disagree with over here. I mean I've seen fights break out over it. Don't diss the water or the madrileños will fk you up.

This is so relatable to me I just YAWPED.

Also it was a long time ago and I could really use a refresher

Same energy

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that Enya meme where she’s holding a gun an it said I said sail away

friday

Omg and I have to peeeeeeee

But what if they call back and can tell I'm in the bathroom bc of the echo?

I will die here. They'll find my skeleton like this

Omg this happened to me in college. Literally the hottest and coolest girl I knew was trying to get me to go out with her for months and I thought she was just being polite cause I seemed lonely 😭

a man is sitting on a swing in the grass Alt: Pablo Escobar standing or sitting around in various locations glumly waiting for something to happen

Bank said they'd call me back in 10 minutes

Guess what I'm doing instead of revising my book

Esta brillante estrategia obligará al narcisista estadounidense a elegir entre destrozar una civilización entera o quedar en ridículo.

Lee la noticia completa en la web:
www.elmundotoday.com/2026/04/llam...

All toothpaste should taste the same, I don't like surprises

This is me, literally every morning 😭

People in comics & the British fantasy scene! If you were around in the 80s-90s & are willing to speak on or off the record about Gaiman, please DM me or reach out on email. I will put you in touch with someone working on a longform piece. They are wondering why no one, so far, is willing to talk.

Europeans: our taxes are funding (military) research in Israel and the country enjoys moral and economic support through an association agreement despite ILs track record on human rights violations. Sign this petition!
eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/#...

A) There was no "deal reached with Washington" except in Trump's head.

B) There was no ceasefire. Yesterday was the deadliest day of the war so far.

Reuters should fkn fire all their journalists and pay me, A Random Internet Slob, for knowing more than they do.

And they keep saying "medievalist" isn't a real job.

I dunno if Bluesky has the juice but the epoque é-zine always does! Yes I will be savoring all that later. Thank you.