my concept art for a pokemon game with more blinking lights and rotating plattforms. meter mechanics for attack boosts based on syllable matchups, moon phase integration, rowable galleys, customizable skyboxes and triple battles are back too

togekiss and dusknoir best friend rescue team

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

crude ms-paint doodle of moon child and his little dinosaur friend

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

One Battle After Another is also sort of a book adaptation

Page 6 of the Super Mario Compact Disco 1993 Japanese booklet contains a very small photo of singer Reiko Chiba wearing a T-shirt with "Macintosh" replaced by "[profane term starting with f]intosh". Source: "Critical Kate” Willært, bsky.app/profile/katewillaert.bsky.social/post/3k3pjtc7g6d2p, Discord user "marklincadet"

Warning: profanity
A photo in the booklet for the official 1993 Super Mario Compact Disco album contains a profane shirt in a photo that likely slipped through due to be being printed so small that it requires extreme zooming in to view the swear.

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

I see you’re exhibiting symtpoms, too.

Umbrella’s curssssse…

Mario fans criticize what Sonic fans can't Dreamcastigate.

It's honestly sickening to see markiplier's movie doing so well after the sinister potion incident but I guess that's on me for expecting anything but performative activism towards a celebrity 😮‍💨

Help!

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

the bibles so funny like the original source of the old testament is clearly like some scholarly collection of a couple disparate texts for comparative analaysis and everyones like All True Word of God like lmao

Movie: Shrek 2
Language: Lingala
Country: Democratic Republic of the Congo

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jon’s sandwich shop

i need an entire genre of games with 100s of entries in the genre of Obra Dinn

This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter

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From the Depths. Loved it as a teenager. It is incredibly stressful to take into account the hundreds of different factors you need to balance to produce the optimal fighting machines. It is named after a feature that was abandoned a decade ago. Forgot how to play it when I learned to talk to people

i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie

I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"

to heal this broken nation, we MUST devise a breakfast cereal that HELPS you jerk off

In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead

its not "business speak" is the posessed of the capital egregore speaking in tongues as they channel the deity

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

The Streets are saying that the new Valve hardware being announced today will be called the "Valve Frog🐸". What a horrible name for a product. I hope they go out of business soon.

I really don't know why we're just letting the capital egregore run society. My brothers and sisters I have to tell you - it is really pretty bad at it.